Balaam_

Balaam_

Give me discs or give me death

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Re: Elden Ring Nightreign Brings Its Co-Op Adventure To Xbox In 2025

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@jesse_dylan my thoughts exactly. I’m extremely grateful it’s standalone and they didn’t try to shoehorn whatever achievements this will have into the main game’s list. Now I can try it on my alt and if the achievements are rubbish I can bypass it without any issues.

All developers should be forced to follow this procedure; why should achievement hunters have to pay the price for developers’ bad decisions? Some people have less than no interest in multiplayer or low-effort, tacked on modes like wave survival trash.

Since Microsoft won’t allow us to delete games with partially completed achievements from our lists, it falls on the developer to make gamer-friendly choices. Sadly, most make selfish choices that needlessly screw over achievement hunters.

Re: Poll: What Is Your Xbox Game Of The Year For 2024?

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I’m just happy to see there are more people who have taken this poll that appreciate a quality, narrative driven experience (namely Indiana Jones) than the D-tier, low intellect experience of running around in circles shooting, killing, dying and repeating ad infinitum (cough cod cough)

Re: Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League Offline Mode Arrives Alongside Deep Discount On Xbox

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This is unbelievable. A game as trash as this gets achievement/trophy protection, while countless other (infinitely better) games say ‘F*** You’ to dedicated achievement hunters and shut the servers down and permanently screw everyone out of any online related achievements? What Rocksteady did here is not only the simple solution to the problem, it’s the only acceptable one. This practice needs to be mandated across the entire industry by all platform holders. We should not tolerate any more lazy, shady behavior by scummy developers.

Re: Talking Point: What Are Your Overall Thoughts On Xbox Game Pass In 2024?

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It’s the same old story. I’ve been at this hobby of ours for decades now, long enough that I know what games I’ll like with a nearly 100% margin of error. It just isn’t worth subscribing and paying a nominal fee every month to own nothing; I would infinitely rather invest my money wisely and buy-to-own what I know I’ll enjoy. In the rare instance I was on the fence about something and there was no demo, gamepass has proved an invaluable resource to be dipped into and quickly back out of once I make a decision. I don’t foresee any of this changing in the future, regardless of what’s added or however they choose to restructure it next.

Re: Review: Indiana Jones And The Great Circle (Xbox) - A MachineGames Misfire

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Darn it, that’s not the news I wanted to hear. This was quite literally the only thing at the last showcase that I was even remotely interested in, the only thing that didn’t look like crap out of the gate. I was so desperately hoping this would be in the 8-10 range:(

Without spoilers, do we have any idea what the achievement list is like? Is it acceptable, or is it filled with difficulty related achievements, multiplayer/online-server-dependent achievements or other offensive trash like low effort tacked on wave survival slop? I’m a huge Indy fan, I’d even give a game that got a 6 a try, but I draw the line at scummy devs selfishly shoehorning piss-poorly designed achievements into games and ruining them for achievement hunters. I’d sooner not buy the game and laugh as they have to close the studio than contribute to that trash way of operating. The achievement list will determine if I play or skip.

Re: Xbox Handheld Has A Big Potential Advantage Thanks To The Series S

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@Fiendish-Beaver The same DF Direct that the above quote is taken from specifically discusses how bifurcating development into two distinct, segregated pipelines is no longer a viable strategy. The Switch exists solely to solve that exact problem for Nintendo, and it’s highly unlikely moving forward that any platform holder will have dedicated console/handheld versions for a given game.

Re: Rumour: Forza Horizon 5 'Will Arrive' On PS5, Despite A Delay From Xbox

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This is logical. They don’t have anything quite like this; perhaps those The Crew games come closest, but they’re inferior to Forza Horizon just like Forza Motorsport plays second fiddle to Gran Turismo. Now they’ll have the best ‘sim’ racer (by console standards) and the best open world arcade-y racer on the same system. In other words, there’s a market for this one but probably not FM.

Re: Stalker 2's Lower Review Scores Are 'Unfair & Misleading', Says Arkane Founder

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So Stalker 2–a game literally developed in the middle of an ongoing war—is a bit buggy, and it gets slammed. Meanwhile Slob Howard and Bethesda churn out broken trash on a conveyor belt and they get unending, unwarranted praise. To this day I cannot play Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim/Fallout 3/4/76 for more than 20mins straight without falling through the floor, getting stuck in the stairs, crashing to the dashboard or encountering any one of an infinite number of game breaking bugs. Most overhyped studio that ever existed bar none.

Re: Talking Point: What Do You Want To See From Xbox In 2025?

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Good games. I literally don’t care about anything else, not one single other thing. Be a Nintendo. Be a Sony 1st party (when they actually put out games ). Just. Make. Good. Games. None of this half baked, ‘oh maybe we should have left it in the oven another 6 months to iron out the kinks’ garbage. Just give me a finished product that’s a GotY contender. I don’t even care what genre it is.

Re: Random: Xbox Employee Causes A Stir With Lighthearted PS5 Pro Joke On Twitter

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It’s a light hearted jab to be sure, but I can’t decide who’s on the receiving end. PlayStation because their newly crowned ‘world’s most powerful console’ is an Xbox in disguise, playing Xbox games? Or Xbox, because the brand identity has disintegrated to such a degree that their games are essentially homeless, seeking shelter in the YMCA known as the PS5?