Balaam_

Balaam_

Give me discs or give me death

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Re: Black Myth: Wukong's Xbox Saga Just Got A Whole Lot More Confusing

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There are two types of people in this world; those who can put two and two together and knew from the beginning this was why it wasn’t on Xbox, and die hard angst ridden fanboys seething that once again they miss out, and therefore adorn their misshapen heads with tinfoil hats and start cranking out conspiratorial propaganda and posting it on social media in an attempt to whip up the already frenzied masses. Good to see those incompetent fools like Jez on their knees.

Re: Best Xbox Exclusives

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I wonder how many of these will still be exclusives by the end of 2025. Indy’s out, Stalker 2 will likely be out, probably Hellblade 2 too. Those are the obvious/known ones, let alone whatever else may be lost if the brilliant geniuses at the helm decide to turbo charge Project Destroy Xbox. Oh sorry, I meant Project Latitude.

Re: Next-Gen Xbox Controller Possibly Uncovered In New Microsoft Patent

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Finally. The rumble in the Xbox controller is leagues behind the Dualsense haptics. All I want is for them to keep the stick placement and basically scrap everything else. The ergos are off, the face buttons do not feel good to press, the dpad is an unforgivable sin, and the triggers/bumpers need a redesign. Cmon Xbox, if Nintendo can successfully reinvent the wheel and if Sony can keep iterating on perfection, there’s no reason I can’t get a decent controller for my Xbox. I’m sick of buying third party adapters so I can use other controllers as replacements.

Re: Xbox Dominated The US Gaming Charts In Indiana Jones' Launch Week

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Not sure why the steam player count for Indy was so low. WTF does the pc so-called ‘master race’ want? I think Indy looks phenomenal (waiting to play until bugs and patches are sorted out), and it reviewed quite well. Is it because it’s not a twitch shooter they just turn their noses up at it?

Re: Xbox Fans Treated To Surprise 'Everwild' Appearance Ahead Of The New Year

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Not sure if the key art here is indicative of what the actual game will look like, but if it is…I’m not a fan. Looks like it was thrown together in Microsoft Paint with some magic marker touch ups. Actually, what it reminds me of is the downslide in card art quality in Magic: the Gathering for about the last 8-10 years or so.

Oh well. I suppose for every Okami and Pentiment and Animal Well out there, there’s a law saying we have to get an Everwild, Fortnite and Avowed too. I guess we can’t wear out all the good visual aesthetics.

Re: Pure Xbox's Game Of The Year 2024

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Everything seems decently placed in the 1-10 with the exception of CoD. I suppose this is to pacify all the low level “gamers” who spend countless hours running around in circles killing, dying and repeating. How that could compare to a technical showpiece or masterfully crafted narrative like what’s on show in Indy or Hellblade2 or Metaphor is nonsensical.

Re: SEGA Is Reportedly Considering Its Own Gaming Subscription Service

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This is fantastic news. Now I can throw more money away in new and exciting ways, to not own anything. I think Sega should subdivide their subscription into multiple breakaway subscriptions (subsubscriptions?) to even further clog distribution channels.

Let Atlus and RGG splinter off and form their own subscription services offering all Persona/Metaphor games and all Yakuza games in separate services. Sega proper can follow suit with a strictly old school IP subscription filled with Sonic games, Virtua Fighter games, crazy taxi games etc.

Yes, this is great news. I wish the movie/tv industry would take notice and divvy up Netflix and Disney+ into sub divisions, each with an additional subscription fee. Locking away content behind as many ventures as possible is exactly what’s best for consumers. Now we can own nothing while having to pay even more to get access to what we once had all in one place.

Re: Talking Point: Next Year Marks A Decade Since Xbox's Genius Backwards Compatibility Program

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It never ceases to amaze me how Nintendo (and to a lesser extent, Sony) is sitting on a mountain of gold in the form of old IP’s and yet their BC is trash (NSO and PlayStation classics aren’t what I’m looking for—I want to pop an old disc/cartridge in and play), while Xbox has so very little worth replaying in the back catalogue and their BC is second to none. It’s so utterly backward. Should be called Backwards backward compatibility.

Re: Xbox Game Studios: All Microsoft First-Party Developers & What They're Working On

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@Coletrain I would disagree.

There are only a few things coming up that I’m interested in, and that’s not a slight against the studios. They’re mostly very talented teams that have delivered many solid titles in the past. It’s simply that for whatever reason, a lot of these upcoming games don’t look very appealing.

Clockwork looks like a poor man’s Bioshock, Raven’s talents are being squandered on CoD, Everwild looks bland (and when I say ‘looks’ I’m speaking metaphorically since they basically haven’t shown anything at all), Avowed looks like trash (sorry but that hideous visual aesthetic murders any desire I would have had to even boot it up), and I’m genuinely concerned for Elder Scrolls 6 after how badly Bethesda butchered Starfield and that lame dlc.

Other stuff I never had any interest in marches ever onward; stuff like CoD, Minecraft, Blizzard mmo’s and King’s mobile slop.

On the positive side, Fable holds extreme promise if the footage we’ve seen is even remotely accurate, and plenty of other studios are known safe bets like ID, Machine games, Turn 10 and Playground games. So it’s a mixed bag for the future, whatever ‘games aren’t important, services and welding totalitarian control over what we let you play and how we choose to distribute it’ future that turns out to be thanks to Darth Satya’s vision for his Empire.

Re: Poll: What Were The Best Xbox Game Pass Additions In 2024?

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I used the money I’d have thrown away renting a metric ton of crap I’d never touch to instead buy outright the select über high quality titles I knew I would enjoy (and did, immensely). Now I own them in perpetuity, on physical discs that cannot be taken from me or altered against my will. If indeed there was something I was on the fence about even after doing due diligence, there’s always the ‘get gamepass on steep discount for a month to try it, then smash the cancel button like there’s no tomorrow’ route.

Re: Xbox Series X|S Architect Officially Named 'VP Of Next-Generation' At Microsoft

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Ronald is one of the few faces I have respect for over at Team Green. Phil is a marionette, Bond is easily flustered when put on the spot and doesn’t seem to know what her left hand is doing at any given moment, and Satya is all numbers/money and wouldn’t know a good game if a truckfull fell out of the sky and landed on him. At least Jason Ronald is good at what he does.

Edit—realized I forgot to even mention Matt Booty. Probably because he’s entirely forgettable and utterly useless.

Re: Sony's New $320M 'Alliance' Has Left Xbox Fans Breathing A Sigh Of Relief

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Looks like they learned their lesson after the Bungie catastrophe. Why buy the cow when you can pay a much smaller fee to guarantee the milk?

Sony has historically made smart business moves in regard to the PlayStation division and partnerships/acquisitions (again, Bungie aside…) and this looks like a return to form. Pay what’s necessary to ensure they get what they’re after, along with a hand on the wheel to help guide the ship. I wouldn’t be surprised if they further increased share ownership again in the coming years, until one day there aren’t any left to acquire.

Re: Xbox Apparently Thinks Making Hellblade 2 Exclusive Was 'A Mistake'

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Hold on, back up. You mean whatever profit is being raked in off gamepass subscriptions isn’t enough to offset the expense of producing a title like Hellblade 2? No way that can be true. People on social media have been claiming for years the gamepass model just plain works. Those people can’t be wrong.

I refuse to believe that prioritizing establishing your home console base and focusing on game sales over ignoring that in favor of pay-to-rent and releasing on competitor’s hardware is a viable business model in this day and age!

Re: Here Are The Top 10 Xbox Games Of 2024 According To Metacritic

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@themightyant Thank you so much for posting this PSA, and also for the spoiler tag! I’ve been dying to play Indy but want to hold off until I can give it the attention it deserves, and for some patches to smooth it out. I’ll have to keep an eye on the status of bugged achievements, as that would turn me off entirely if it isn’t resolved. No game should launch with achievements that aren’t functioning 100% perfectly, that should be a mandate from Microsoft.

Re: Elden Ring Nightreign Brings Its Co-Op Adventure To Xbox In 2025

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@jesse_dylan my thoughts exactly. I’m extremely grateful it’s standalone and they didn’t try to shoehorn whatever achievements this will have into the main game’s list. Now I can try it on my alt and if the achievements are rubbish I can bypass it without any issues.

All developers should be forced to follow this procedure; why should achievement hunters have to pay the price for developers’ bad decisions? Some people have less than no interest in multiplayer or low-effort, tacked on modes like wave survival trash.

Since Microsoft won’t allow us to delete games with partially completed achievements from our lists, it falls on the developer to make gamer-friendly choices. Sadly, most make selfish choices that needlessly screw over achievement hunters.

Re: Poll: What Is Your Xbox Game Of The Year For 2024?

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I’m just happy to see there are more people who have taken this poll that appreciate a quality, narrative driven experience (namely Indiana Jones) than the D-tier, low intellect experience of running around in circles shooting, killing, dying and repeating ad infinitum (cough cod cough)

Re: Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League Offline Mode Arrives Alongside Deep Discount On Xbox

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This is unbelievable. A game as trash as this gets achievement/trophy protection, while countless other (infinitely better) games say ‘F*** You’ to dedicated achievement hunters and shut the servers down and permanently screw everyone out of any online related achievements? What Rocksteady did here is not only the simple solution to the problem, it’s the only acceptable one. This practice needs to be mandated across the entire industry by all platform holders. We should not tolerate any more lazy, shady behavior by scummy developers.

Re: Talking Point: What Are Your Overall Thoughts On Xbox Game Pass In 2024?

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It’s the same old story. I’ve been at this hobby of ours for decades now, long enough that I know what games I’ll like with a nearly 100% margin of error. It just isn’t worth subscribing and paying a nominal fee every month to own nothing; I would infinitely rather invest my money wisely and buy-to-own what I know I’ll enjoy. In the rare instance I was on the fence about something and there was no demo, gamepass has proved an invaluable resource to be dipped into and quickly back out of once I make a decision. I don’t foresee any of this changing in the future, regardless of what’s added or however they choose to restructure it next.