Balaam_

Balaam_

Give me discs or give me death

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Re: Helldivers 2 On Xbox Helped Us 'Give The Players What They Want', Says Arrowhead CEO

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@fatpunkslim That “team dedicated to multiplatform” you mentioned doesn’t refer to what you think, it’s for exactly the type of content @Fiendish-Beaver spoke about. Predominantly live service multiplayer fare on PC (and Xbox if financial prognostications make it seem like it’s worth it), as well as smaller spinoff stuff like that crappy Lego Horizon game on Switch. If you think you’re going to play a native version of God of War or something on an Xbox console (a real xbox console, not a pc with some Xbox compatibility layer) you’re way out in left field.

Re: ROG Xbox Ally X Demand Has 'Exceeded Expectations' And ASUS Is Ramping Up Production

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I’m of the David Lynch-ian mindset when it comes to handhelds in general: you will never get the best experience with any given game on a handheld. Period. It isn’t the same; it isn’t even close. Handhelds are neat from a strictly technological perspective, but are an inferior experience compared to enjoying the same game on the big screen—in this case, any decent modern television set.

I grew up with gameboy, DS, PSP etc and while those were fun distractions while riding the schoolbus I’m a grown man now. I’m not going to sacrifice framerate, resolution, screen size and possibly VRR or other bells and whistles (depending on the handheld) just to have an inferior experience ‘on the go’. My Switch has seen handheld play 2 or 3 times in its life, all of which happened during power outages. It’s been docked 99% of the time.

Tiny screens, compromised settings, blurry visuals chugging along at substandard framerates, one eye on the action and the other on an ever depleting battery—and all for exorbitant sums of hundreds or perhaps a thousand dollars or more? No thanks.

Do yourselves a favor and invest that $1K in a pc that’s orders of magnitude more capable than any overpriced handheld.

Re: Xbox Series X|S: How Their Prices Have Changed Over The Past Five Years

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Younger me could never afford a 3DO when that system was on the market, and now that I’ve become more involved in the retro scene I wish I owned one at the time. I wonder if the Series machines will succumb to the same fate many years from now? I could see 8-10 year olds without a job right now not being able to afford a $600+ series X, and wishing they could have 20 years from now.

Re: Hit PS5 Exclusive Stellar Blade May Be On The Way To Xbox In The Near Future

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Fantastic game. Some of the best real time combat out there. I played this immediately after FF16 and it reinforced how much of a repetitive spamfest of a joke 16’s combat was by way of comparison. Stellar Blade looks great, plays great, and was different enough story-wise to keep me interested to the end.

The best part? The trophy list was an absolute joy, perhaps the most perfect platinum I’ve ever had the pleasure of unlocking. All other developers should take notes regarding their own trophy and achievement lists.

If this ever comes to Xbox, do yourself a favor and don’t sleep on it. Stellar Blade is eminently worthy of a playthrough or two.

Re: Helldivers 2 Is Doing 'Extremely Well', Thanks In Part To 'Attracting New Users On Xbox'

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Every multiplayer live service focused title should be multiplatform. Keep top tier single player experiences exclusive to create a compelling reason to draw players into your ecosystem, then let third parties and multiplayer multiplats keep them satiated until the next major tentpole exclusive reminds them why they stick around.

The only time(s) this tried and true formula has failed is when a platform holder either cannot create good enough first party exclusives or the third party support has been woefully lacking. The first half of PS3’s lifecycle, the WiiU, and the past couple Xbox’s all demonstrate a failure to walk this line. In contrast the first half of the Xbox 360’s lifecycle, the second half of the PS3’s lifecycle into the PS4 generation, and the Switch all demonstrate the proven success of this formula.

Re: Five Years On, Xbox Series S Is Still A Fantastic Place For Current-Gen Gaming

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Series S has a lot of positive points working in its favor (or at least it did prior to exorbitant price hikes), but the decision to exclude a disc drive or any possibility of ever attaching one immediately killed any desire I would possibly have had for it.

It’s an anti-consumer decision that tries to strongarm people into being held hostage to the Xbox marketplace where you own nothing and can’t resell used games, or have any way to revert back to a previous version of a game if devs screw it up with a bad update.

Re: It's A Big Birthday For The Xbox Series X, So Let's Look Back At Our Review From 2020

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The hardware capabilities are excellent. I don’t think anyone could nitpick the actual tech, especially back in 2020 when it launched.

Implementation is another story. Things are often done in the worst possible way (ads? On my console dashboard? Fire the person responsible.)

Games are hit or miss. Sometimes they launch in a crap state but slowly improve (Halo Infinite), sometimes they’re awesome right out of the gate (Forza 5), sometimes the game is great but worthless corporate stupidity and greed drag it down anyway (games like Outer Worlds 2 that get a disc version which could hold the full game but instead there’s a worthless 50mb keycode on the disc), and other times the game is just irredeemable broken garbage that no amount of time or attention can fix (Starfield).

Overall the generation was a disappointing letdown.

Re: Poll: How Much Are You Enjoying Ninja Gaiden 4 On Xbox Game Pass?

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Tried this on gamepass at a friend’s house. Seems to be identical to the physical disc copy I already bought? I couldn’t notice any gamepass specific differences, but simply knowing I don’t own this version and that it can be removed at a moment’s notice (and that it requires an internet connection to stream or download) makes it the less enjoyable experience of the two.

Re: Halo Infinite's Final Major Content Update Arrives This Month

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“With multiple Halo titles in development, we’ll need our whole team's combined focus to deliver new experiences with the same passion…”

Halo Infinite was one game and the whole team was focused solely on that, and look what state that launched in. Now they’re splitting the team’s focus between multiple entries…? I can only imagine what state each of these will launch in.

Re: The Timing Of Xbox's 25th Anniversary Just Got A Lot More Awkward

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@fatpunkslim That’s the most ludicrous thing I’ve heard all week. It isn’t launching into PC, and Microsoft’s console market share is a drop in the bucket. There’s no incentive for R* to partner with Xbox. They aren’t in need of any cash and it’s highly unlikely Microsoft would offer enough to make it worth their while, not with Amy Hood guarding the books. And since you don’t believe in coincidences, when your speculation turns out to be utterly inaccurate, does that mean you’ll understand why it would never have happened? Or will you chalk it up to coincidence?

Re: Talking Point: What Do You Think Xbox's Release Schedule Looks Like For 2026?

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Halo releasing in November to coincide with the anniversary would be ideal from a nostalgia perspective, but I don’t think they’ll wait until then. I say we see it early spring for no other reason than execs salivating over all the money PS will generate. I’m sure they’ve done the math and the revenue loss from dropping it in gamepass is a drop in the bucket compared to what will be generated over there. Greedy execs like fast easy money, so Halo first, then Forza, then Fable last.

I’m hoping Fable doesn’t get the axe as that’s the one I’m most curious to see how it turns out. It would be a real shame to see it canceled before we get anything close to what resembles a proper gameplay deep dive.

Re: Silent Hill 2 Remake Has Been Rated For Xbox Series X|S In The US

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It’s a much better remake effort than I expected. Played it free on PS+ recently and liked it so much I bought the physical copy for permanent ownership. Anyone still on the fence as to whether Bloober Team ‘gets it’ or not can rest easy and expect a solid game. Only hope the performance is improved for the Xbox release.

Re: Microsoft CEO Says Xbox 'Wants To Innovate' With Its Next-Gen Console

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Lots of mitigating reasonings in this comment thread. Maybe this vision will succeed and play out as hoped. I’m more interested in what will happen if Microsoft’s next gamble here doesn’t pan out. If this fails too, will it be more goalpost moving and mitigation in the comments, or will that finally be enough for the apologists to start pointing fingers and laying blame?

Re: Ninja Gaiden 4 Performance Is Impressive But Xbox Series S Visuals Suffer, Says Digital Foundry

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@Briarback I agree with you on this one, but according to corpo speak Mr Stark is actually ‘correct’ in that Ninja Gaiden 4 is considered a 1st party game by virtue of it being published by Xbox. Even PlayStation holds this same interpretation. I hate that interpretation and do not agree with it at all, but in the interests of fairness Mr Stark is technically correct…the best kind of correct.

Re: Huge Xbox Report Details 'Ambitious' Next-Gen Console With Free Online Play

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Free online play sounds great, but parts of the overall strategy here don’t add up.

This device will undoubtedly be significantly more expensive than a traditional console. Spec wise, it’ll be barely in mid-range pc territory by the time it launches. That means they’re pricing themselves out of the mainstream console market, while PC bros will just build rigs with far better hardware rather than invest in this machine. It just seems like Xbox is trading one small userbase for another.

Re: Talking Point: How Do You Feel About Halo: Campaign Evolved Launching Day One On PS5?

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I lived through the ‘Sega exiting the hardware business’ era of gaming. Sega was never my preferred platform, but I owned them all and have may fond memories of th systems and games.

When news broke they were exiting the console business and transitioning to becoming just another publisher, it was quite a sad announcement. It may not have been my preferred place to play, but I would have infinitely preferred Sega continue to make hardware and keep their stuff exclusive.

Homogenization killed a lot of their unique spontaneity, the spark of life that differentiated their stuff from other publishers’ games. During the PS360 era I barely played a single Sega game. It was mostly watered down content indistinguishable from every other 3rd party game.

It’s the burden of necessity that drives innovation, the burning need to craft unique experiences for your own platform to set it apart from the competition and create an allure, a desire to buy into your ecosystem. That doesn’t exist to the same extent for a third party publisher.

Re: Microsoft's 'This Is An Xbox' Ad Evolves As Holiday Marketing Ramps Up

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@eduscxbox that’s spurious reasoning. PS5 and PS3 are two different generations of device. You’re trying to say that rog ally x is a different generation of device compared to the series machines? Seems more like you’re arguing one ‘Xbox’ can’t play another concurrent ‘Xbox’s’ games and yet somehow both are xboxes.

Re: Report: Xbox Has Been Asking Its Studios To Hit 'Higher Profit Margins' Since 2023

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I imagine the subsequent conversation between Phil and various studio leads went something like the beginning of Return of the Jedi.

“Mr. Spencer, this is an unexpected pleasure, we’re honored by your presence—“

“You may dispense with the pleasantries, I’m here to put you back on schedule.”

“I assure you Phil, my developers are coding as fast as they can. I tell you, we will reach 30% profit margin as planned.”

“CFO Amy Hood does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.”

“She asks the impossible. I need more developers.”

“Then perhaps you can tell her when she arrives.”

“The CFO is coming here?”

“That is correct, and she is most displeased with your apparent lack of profits.”

“We shall double our efforts…”

“I hope so, for your sake. The CFO is not as… forgiving as I am.”

Re: The Outer Worlds 2: Release Date, Release Times & How To Get Early Access On Xbox

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Was previously somewhat interested, and planned on picking up a physical copy on whichever system was offering it. Instead news broke earlier that they screwed over the hardcore fanbase yet again by producing an essentially blank disc when th game could have fit. There’s 1.3GB on disc, the rest is held hostage via an internet download. Maybe I’ll pick this up when it’s in the bargain bin for $1.30.