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Re: All New Games Coming To Xbox In September 2025

Cakefish

I hope Borderlands 4 is good. Wonderlands was fine enough, but by the end I kinda felt burnt out on the whole Borderlands formula. It just felt a bit stale. There’s just the one moment in the game that I really liked, but the rest proved to be quite forgettable. 4 seems promising in the marketing so far, but the proof will be in the pudding.

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (August 23-24)

Cakefish

This bank holiday weekend I’ll finally have a chance to start Lies of P: Overture, as I finished Horizon: Forbidden West’s Burning Shores expansion last night (really great game btw!). Looking forward to returning to Krat, but I’ll no doubt be rusty so will have to try my best to resist the urge to knee-jerk switch to the new lower difficulty mode! 👀

Re: Microsoft 'Wraps Up' Xbox Series X|S Era As Hardware Chief Teases What's Next

Cakefish

@Millionski true true, 2022-2023 were bleak years for first party output. Truth be told, 2021 was really the only year that I’ve been wholly satisfied with how Microsoft has handled XSX. I’ve think it’s been troubled ever since then. 2022-2023 for lack of first party games, and 2024-2025 for shifting the focus away from XSX and onto Cloud/PS5 and the next gen ‘Xbox PC’ instead.

Re: Xbox Studio Double Fine Is Working On Multiple Games, All New IP

Cakefish

We already knew that they weren’t working on Psychonuts 3, I think I recall an interview years ago clarifying that they wanted to focus on multiple smaller projects for the forseeable future. As much I love 2 if their heart’s not in it for 3 then it would be pointless, it only makes sense when they feel passionate about making another sequel again. I’ll enjoy all the cool things they cook up in the meantime. Keeper looks super interesting 🙂

Re: Lords Of The Fallen 2 Brings Its Epic Sequel To Xbox In 2026

Cakefish

This trailer does nothing for me. I was tricked by the cool flashy trailers of the first one and naively preordered. And it was an absolute abomination at launch and stayed that way for many months. I’m not being a foolish guinea pig again, I’ll only let myself get excited once I see reviews upon launch. That 2023 game is in a better state now with the 2.0 update, though still more janky than I would like. The core game is perhaps a 7/10 at best. It’s okay, but definitely flawed. I hope they do improve with the sequel. I’m willing to give them a second chance because they have shown genuine commitment to patching the original, but I’m certainly not touching preorders of this sequel with a bargepole!

Re: Xbox Exec Talks About Three Core Aims For Microsoft's Next Console

Cakefish

If you want a preview of what this actually means in practice just look at Nvidia’s recent PC GPU tech demos and presentations. It’s essentially just that. Nvidia have been talking a lot about neural rendering and suchlike. Digital Foundry have a lot of YouTube videos on this subject if you want to learn more.

Re: Assassin's Creed Shadows Is Europe's Best-Selling New Game Of 2025 So Far

Cakefish

Go Hazelight! 💪 Split Fiction is still my favourite game of this year so far (as my current profile photo probably shows). Love to see it doing well.

Interesting to see AC Shadows do well. Evidence of why online narratives can be very misleading, I was the impression it had flopped in sales like Star Wars Outlaws did. Reddit is such a tiny bubble vs the wider population, always gotta remember this!

Re: Microsoft 'Wraps Up' Xbox Series X|S Era As Hardware Chief Teases What's Next

Cakefish

We still haven’t received Fable, or even any decent length of gameplay trailer footage, the game announced at E3 2020 (literally predating XSX|S) for crying out loud. It seems a little crazy that Microsoft are already ‘wrapping up’ the generation.

It’s felt like XSX has been on life support ever since January 2024 honestly. Not Xbox mind you, I mean specifically XSX. Ever since then it’s all been about the future, both with the media reporting on the never-ending ‘Xbox PC’ rumours and from Microsoft itself, repeatedly boasting that next gen is going to be the best thing since sliced bread while focusing primarily on PC/Cloud.

Poor XSX, it was great hardware but it never really got a chance to shine in the limelight. Microsoft’s attention clearly moved on 1.5 years ago. And thus, so has all the discussion online amongst media and enthusiasts. I’m super excited about new hardware for sure, I love cutting-edge tech, but I just wish that I didn’t feel as though the XSX swansong has been ringing out ever since Jan 2024.

Re: Talking Point: Will The ROG Xbox Ally Be Your First 'Handheld Gaming PC'?

Cakefish

I’m not buying it. As disappointed as I am with current Switch 2 third party support, I just can’t justify owning two handheld gaming systems - I simply don’t travel often enough. I’ll reassess this when Steam Deck 2 comes out (and whatever Xbox handheld is available at the time), it may be enough of a generational performance leap over Switch 2 to get me to reconsider this stance.

Re: Poll: Should The Next Xbox Controller Support AA Batteries Again?

Cakefish

I use one of the third party rechargeable/dockable battery packs for my controller. In a perfect world I wouldn’t have to buy it separately, but it is nice to have a backup option in case this battery pack ever fails. Having said that my Switch Pro controller is still going strong after 6 years, so that’s not a major concern.

With the Xbox design you can get some nice minimalist, sleek controller docks, whilst the Switch design requires a little USB dongle to be plugged into the controller to make charging docks viable. Not a major issue for the Switch, but that’s still an obvious win for the Xbox design.

So I say no need to fix what ain’t broken.

Re: Report: Microsoft Has No Plans To Bring Black Ops 7 To Switch 2 At Launch

Cakefish

@Millionski I don’t disagree, it won’t affect their console sales, but think how much more money they’d be making if there were plenty of Switch 2 optimised third party games to choose from on the eShop. I’m gonna be buying the new Katamari game on Xbox instead of Switch because there’s no Switch 2 version available, just one example where Nintendo loses out. Yeah it’s only enthusiasts who care about this kinda stuff, but the people buying a new console within the first 6 months are primarily the enthusiasts!

Re: Poll: Will You Be Buying Black Myth: Wukong On Xbox Next Week?

Cakefish

I think Wuchang releasing a couple weeks ago might well hurt this game. Both have very similar themes and style. Wuchang has the advantage of being on Game Pass and launching on Xbox day 1 rather than a year’s delay. I know my own interest in Wukong has diminished since seeing the positive reviews for Wuchang.

Re: Poll: Will You Be Buying Black Myth: Wukong On Xbox Next Week?

Cakefish

Currently very busy with other games right now so can’t justify buying this at launch. I may get it later down the line, when it is on sale. Lots of games I still need to work through beforehand to get to that point though!

And if they still haven’t fixed the performance mode issues on console that Digital Foundry were describing last year then I’ll just pass.

Re: Talking Point: What Should Xbox Do To Celebrate Its 25th Anniversary Next Year?

Cakefish

I honestly don’t really know. Xbox is in a weird place right now. By expanding to other platforms and deprioritising in-house hardware, they’ve kinda watered down the significance of these anniversaries. It now feels not unlike if Spotify or Netflix etc. were to celebrate their 20th anniversaries or whatever - it’s just another subscription service now, focusing ever increasingly on cloud. Where’s the fun in that? Subscriptions don’t really care about anniversaries, they just exist and gradually iterate in perpetuity, that’s the whole business model. Strange times.

So I guess I’d like to be proven wrong. To see that Microsoft does actually still care deeply about their in-house hardware, outside of empty PR platitudes. I suppose it would be a good time as any to reveal the next generation of hardware and it really needs to be as revolutionary as all the rumours claim. I also want to see that new hardware maintain compatibility with the Expansion Cards as a gesture of good will to current Series X|S customers.

Re: Xbox Introduces Controversial Age Verification Process In The UK

Cakefish

I don’t like this, but it’s not Microsoft’s fault. Ridiculous law, this is the government’s massive overreach. Forced to upload the most sensitive ID documents in our possession to the dodgiest of websites around who will happily sell it on to criminal gangs on a silver platter, an absolute cyber security disaster just waiting to happen. I’ll reluctantly trust Microsoft, but there’s so many other smaller companies which are not trustworthy in the slightest. Terrible, terrible law.

Re: Talking Point: Would Halo Infinite Have Been A Bigger Success Using Unreal Engine 5?

Cakefish

Looking at the state of most UE5 games, probably not. They only really started to optimise for performance in version 5.3 onwards and we’re only approaching what feels like a mature, polished engine at version 5.6 that only just released a month ago. A handful of the most elite dev studios have proven capable of overcoming the challenge of optimising with earlier versions of UE5, but I’m not confident that 343 have such top tier talent working at that studio - as harsh as that sounds.

Re: Xbox Game Pass RPG Wuchang: Fallen Feathers Is Off To An Incredible Start On PC

Cakefish

I played the intro up to the first checkpoint. Reminded me of Lies of P - in a good way! It was humorous hearing these supposedly Chinese characters speak in thick cockney accents lol - a little immersion breaking but whatever.
Performance was a bit rough even in that initial tutorial though, so will need some patches. I still have Lies of P: Overture on the backlog and the second half of Horizon: Forbidden West so will be a while before I play, hopefully it’ll be fully patched up by that point.
A promising start though!