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Re: Outriders On Xbox Game Pass Is Getting A Huge Expansion This June

Stoned_Patrol

I havent played Outriders in months, Pretty much not since its launch month. I beat the base game and didn't really get too into the end game stuff. If they would have made this expansion aspart of Game Pass, then I woulda been all about getting my squad back into this. But for $40 bucks, I am not even going to check it out. Sounds harsh but that is just the facts of it. Cool game but I won't be able to get any friends to pay $40 for it, and then when Outriders is off Game Pass you are just stuck their with a useless $40 DLC, Napes I'll pass

Re: It Looks Like Bethesda's Redfall Has Been Delayed To 'Winter 2022'

Stoned_Patrol

LoL Damn I thought I was the only one to notice that Summer in Brazil is Winter!! Good call out @TooBarFoo !!

Still would be very surprised to see this game actually drop this Summer and not October... October for Halloween, this being a Vampire themed game. Makes sense to me.

I am just crossing my fingers for a 2022 release!! I don't care which month, or season haha!

Re: Sony Reportedly Joining Xbox In Creating 'Ad Program' For Free-To-Play Games

Stoned_Patrol

HAHAHAHA YES!!! All the damn Baby Horses were trying to roast Xbox since the Ads in free to play games article dropped.

Funny how they were quick to talktrash, yet it seemed to slip their mind when their favorite game, Death Stranding (Their new favorite game to put on their PS website banners... to signify its exclusive, not a Kojima acquisition though, lets not get that twisted haha) Actually had multiple MONSTER ENERGY DRINK Ads thoughout that game. A game that is set in a world that surely would never in a million years have multiple cans of Monster Energy Drinks in it at all LoL.

So lets not forget that PS has been placing much more egregious Ads in their EXCLUSIVE games (that are not free to play), For years now... This is nothing new.

And yes I know Xbox games I am sure have had product placement in them before also, I am mostly just bringing this up after all the grief Baby Horses have given Xbox all weekend lol

Re: Xbox Dev Clears Up Confusion About Ownership Of Games With Gold Titles

Stoned_Patrol

@Cherip-the-Ripper Your heart bleeds for a PS5? Hmm I honestly haven't felt compelled to buy a PS5 at all.... Almost all of the games that have come out for the PS5, also are PS4 games. Really takes the wind out of my sales or it. I mean that is truly why God of War is being called DLC, because the graphics aren't upgraded at all from GoW 2018... The new GoW is essentially a PS4 game that plays on the PS5, but with like very minimal upgrades

Re: Xbox Rolling Out Fix To Improve Speed Of Scanning For Updates

Stoned_Patrol

Okay so can anyone help me out here... I have been a part of the Xbox Insiders HUB for over 5 years... and am in the Alpha Skip Ahead Ring.ButI have noticed a bunch of times, when I see articles like this, that Insiders are now testing "the new Edge Browser" or something similar, that I always have trouble seeing where it actually tells me in the app that I am actually testing it. I know where it shows the very rare game betas that it puts in their... But I never seem to notice the new features or whatever that is being tested. Being in the highest ring available I figured I should easily be able to tell.
Where do I go to tell that the Update Scanning is being improved right now??

Also I do try to consistently give feedback and do the weekly questionair thing, I am on a streak of 25+

Re: Xbox Dev Clears Up Confusion About Ownership Of Games With Gold Titles

Stoned_Patrol

@Cherip-the-Ripper The Xbox Series games are all on Game Pass. The games on 'Games With Gold' have been almost funny the quality has been so pathetic. They have really been keepin GP interestring in this insanely long drought of first party games... Besides Tunic n Shredder (both aren't even 1st party, they are just both exclusive to Xbox) They haven't had a game since MF Halo n Forza. So thankfully they have been staying on point with 3rd party games being added to the collection, a lot of games day n date even which has been really dope.
We get Star Field at the end of the year, n Redfall hopefully. In 2023 Xbox has no excuses, they have to make sure no more games be slippin a year or whatever. We have to start having some of the heavy hitter games they showed when they did the Series X/S games show case... Like Fable n stuff.

It is honestly AMAZING that Xbox is actually beating out PS5 this year, we have dropped ZERO games. N PS has dropped multiple games! they should be slayin Xbox. Now if Xbox has proper games consistently... its game over for PS.

Re: Infamous PS4 Video Wasn't 'Necessarily' Meant To Hurt Xbox, Suggests Ex-Sony Boss

Stoned_Patrol

LoL Sony being like... "Big Bro Xbox, I never meant anything against you when I made that Game Sharing video 9 years ago... I swear.. Just wanted to show the new players how to share their games..."
Xbox "Uhhh huhhh... Yeah, sure"
PlayStation "Yeah so anyways, now that that is water under the bridge... About that Chip Priority.... anyway you could help your little bro out with some extra chips maybe??"
Xbox "Oh hmmm well since you never meant anything about that game sharing video a while back, let me take a look.... So I checked on the chips for you Pee Station, and yeah, yeah I don't have any extra chips at all... Using all the ones that we have right now...Thanks for letting me know about the game sharing ***** though. Can you please get the hell out of my bedroom now? Thanks."

Re: Review: LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga - The Force Is Strong With This One

Stoned_Patrol

They just added Cricket 22 to game pass just now. LoL honestly looks like a decent game, I just do not kno anything about the game of Cricket.

Also funny that I was looking to see if MLB The Show had been added yet and to my surprise Cricket 22 was their instead haha.

Maybe this will be the game that gets the USA into Cricket... Maybe all of the MLB teams will just say screw it, and become Cricket teams... That could be cool. LoL Yeah I am stoned and think Cricket is funny I guess.

Re: Bethesda Says 'Players Are Going To Lose Their Minds' Over Starfield

Stoned_Patrol

@Resi32 "I mean a real release date, not a guess."

Resi my man, you sound like you belong at Home Depot... Cause you are a real tool.
Seeing as they have over 7 months until the announced date, the date your first comment declared that they had never put out yet. You are a hater, with no reason to be. People do not like hanging out with people like you.

Re: Two Games Announced For Xbox Game Pass At March's Future Games Show

Stoned_Patrol

JUST A HEADS UP!

I noticed two nights ago out of the blue, that the other two games that are part of the GTA Remastered collection, Vice City and GTA3 are now just randomly available for free. I am assuming they will be coming to Game Pass soon or something and this is a glitch.

San Andreas came to Game Pass on its launch date. N the other night I was randomly going through the "Full Library" section of my games, which is over 300+, which made it extra random that I noticed the addition of the other GTA games.

I downloaded both and they both fully work.

Also another heads up... Far Cry 6 and Lost Judgement are free to play this weekend!
Far Cry 6 has some random DLC coming out too that is a collaboration with the Netflix show Stranger Things.

Thanks Pure Xbox for being such a great place to find Xbox news!

Re: Reminder: You Can Now Watch Halo On Paramount With Free Game Pass Perk

Stoned_Patrol

JUST A HEADS UP!

I noticed two nights ago out of the blue, that the other two games that are part of the GTA Remastered collection, Vice City and GTA3 are now just randomly available for free. I am assuming they will be coming to Game Pass soon or something and this is a glitch.

San Andreas came to Game Pass on its launch date. N the other night I was randomly going through the "Full Library" section of my games, which is over 300+, which made it extra random that I noticed the addition of the other GTA games.

I downloaded both and they both fully work.

Also another heads up... Far Cry 6 and Lost Judgement are free to play this weekend!
Far Cry 6 has some random DLC coming out too that is a collaboration with the Netflix show Stranger Things.

Thanks Pure Xbox for being such a great place to find Xbox news!

Re: Konami Is Releasing TMNT: The Cowabunga Collection On Xbox

Stoned_Patrol

@sjbsixpack Word, and at least for the fighting game, each console had a couple different characters also... But throwing them all in the way they are, does kinda feel like a cheap way to say they have 13 different Turtles games in the package... When it is more like 8 or something. But either way, if they really have online multiplayer for Turtles in Time, I will be gettin this day one.

Re: Ubisoft's Free-To-Play Roller Champions Arrives This Spring On Xbox

Stoned_Patrol

I'll give it a go when it's out because it is free. None of my friends will sadly, but I'm sure it will be fun for a few weeks here n there. I totally remember this being at E3 2019 or something, I never got to play a beta myself but heard decent to good things.

I am looking forward to that crazy fighting game, multiverses, or whatever it'd called with Shaggy n Superman n stuff... Last I heard that was going to be releasing around now, But we haven't seen a thing since initial announcement.

Werid... come to think of it, I actually wanna play another F2P game that has been MIA for quite some time... Exo Mecha! They need to get that game out asap while their are no FPS games ruling the platform at the moment.

Re: Hands On: Is GTA V Worth Buying All Over Again For Xbox Series X|S?

Stoned_Patrol

@PhhhCough Word, I have been all about MS Reward Points for years now. I have not paid for Game Pass Ultimate since it was revealed haha. I either get the monthly or 3 month game pass ultimate passes with MS reward points. Sometimes I have enough to get gift cards too, but mostly I just make sure I always have enough to pay for my game pass for free.

Re: Review: Shredders - An Ideal Snowboarding Game For Xbox Game Pass

Stoned_Patrol

I have been waiting for this since it was announced. So happy to see that this didn't give it a CrossFire X style review. I like playing Session and Skater XL n both pretty much don't have any missions really, it's just fun to skate around. I feel like this game ill be similar, I hope someday you can ride the mountain with friends though! That would be a great way to add tons to replay value

Re: Hands On: Is GTA V Worth Buying All Over Again For Xbox Series X|S?

Stoned_Patrol

Everyone saying it is only $10 bucks... I just went to the Xbox store to see whats up with it and the $10 version is for just GTA5 Online. If you want the full version of the game, online and story mode, it is $20 to upgrade it to the Series X/S version (you must already have the game and are just upgrading it).
I would be more down if the entire game was for $10, and if it looked like some of the insanely great graphic mods I see on youtube, I swear people have modded the game to look damn near real haha.

Re: Xbox Series X|S Outsold PS5 In February, Lost Top Spot To Switch

Stoned_Patrol

@UltimateOtaku91
True, well mainly as far as the amount of money spent on each brands console... But when it comes to unit sales, Nintendo Switch has pretty much been steady on top for a couple years now. The Switch has been hands down the real king of sales since the PS5 and Xbox Series generation has started. The Switch would be owning PS and Xbox on money spent if the Switch cost as much or even close to as much as Xbox and PS systems cost.

I am a huge Xbox fan, obviously, I am here and comment on a majority of articles here. So please don't take this comment as some sort of troll or put down to PS or Xbox.... Just stating some facts.

Re: ID@Xbox March Showcase Will Detail Upcoming Indies On Xbox Game Pass

Stoned_Patrol

@Krzzystuff
Yeah they most definitely have a deal with Twitch... I guess since it has been a little while and the last time we have seen Xbox on stage was their E3 show and then a few things at the VGA's. I am sure with the overwhelming vocal majority not enjoying the Twitch show format, I am sure Xbox will find a new partnership or just start using a much better format for their showcases as soon as they can.
Next year, with Activision more than likely being under their wing. Xbox will NEED to have 3-5 showcases during the year and every year going forward. I really am hoping they start doing a seasonal Game Pass show 3-4 times a year where they only showcase games that will be coming to Game Pass in the next 3-4 months (1st party and 3rd party games that they have signed). The show that the y had just before the Series consoles released that had something like 45 games featured and 42 of them were going to be on Game Pass. The whole vibe that show gave off knowing everything was coming to Game Pass, made that show so ***** hype!
Global Publishing, 1st party Xbox Studios, Activision, and Bethesda should warrant as I mentioned 3-5 game showcases (seeing as a lot of the games we do know about are going to start coming out 2023 and 2024).

Sorry for the long ass comment, Hopefully you can read it before the Xbox Twitch show finishes up on the 16th LoL

Re: ID@Xbox March Showcase Will Detail Upcoming Indies On Xbox Game Pass

Stoned_Patrol

Give yourself a 3-4 hour time slot for this show LoL. I'm laughin but at the same time I am 100% serious. We all should know that this will not be the 20 minute all game play/trailers that we are expecting. But instead will be a very bloated showcase that has tons of people that we have never heard of talking about a game they were assigned to, and clearly have never heard of the game previously and have done zero research. Most everyone that visits this website and comments, will know more about each game than the Twitch personalities/presenters during this show.

Re: Konami Is Releasing TMNT: The Cowabunga Collection On Xbox

Stoned_Patrol

I was not sure if this was coming to Xbox.. at it's reveal yesterday at the PS State Of Play it only stated PS4 and PS5. So Stoked to hear Xbox is getting a version of this, and cool to hear they are doing a physical version too. I'm curious to see what major differences Sega, Nes, and Snes versions of games will really be. Either way, really looking forward to this.

Re: Pick One: What Was The Best Xbox Game Pass Addition In February?

Stoned_Patrol

LoL At first I looked at the list and was like everyone else and Mass Effect Legendary Edition is for sure the best game on it. I actually had never played any of the ME games all the way through, but when the Legendary edition came out on game pass I went all in and beat ME 1 2 and 3 back to back. Games are great, and they did a great job on the upgrade for sure. But then I thought about that, and I remembered... I beat all three of those games... MELE came out in January for console, the one on the list is just a cloud version that was added in Feb. I think a lot of people either saw just how shat the list of Feb games were and said F it I'll put the cloud version of ME as my pick... or people had a brain fart and mixed up that it came out on console the month before.

Last month was the weakest GP month in like over a year, So thank freakin god we are getting GOTG and Shredders in the next 12 days. Fingers crossed Shredders is actually good, been keeping tabs on that game for like a year plus or whenever it was first announced

Last thing, Where in the ***** is EXO MECHA?? Haven't heard a peep from them since the delay announcement, and it scheduled to be coming out now I thought.

Re: Talking Point: Have You Bought An Xbox Series X|S Expansion Card Yet?

Stoned_Patrol

@Nightcrawler71 Well I sure hope you don't eel like you need more memory, because one other kinda downfall to the Xbox Series X besides the memory cards only made by Seagate, they also only have one port for you to put a memory card into your system. So you could potentially upgrade to the 2 TB card but you cant just buy another one and add it on top

Re: Roundup: Here's What The Critics Are Saying About Shadow Warrior 3

Stoned_Patrol

Lo Wang was funny PC Gamer, I did find it a little on the nose the first hour or so when I played the Original Shadow Warrior. But by the end of SW2 I thought it was really fun and funny. Of course the PC and the Fanboy websites have the lamest reviews.

Attack of the Fanboy.... Now their are some very unaware problems with this game, I mean website. Please fix the issues and maybe we might enjoy a sequel, maybe.

Re: Roundup: Here's What's Coming To Xbox In March 2022

Stoned_Patrol

If TUNIK is not on Game Pass I probbly won't play it until it is... Not to be a cheap *****, but they have promoted it for the last two years as an Xbox exclusive and along side all of the other Game Pass titles.

I sincerely hope that snowboarding game Shredders is dope. Been waiting on it for awhile, and I just hope it isn't some low quality Cross Fire X *****, cause I feel like I am the only one who ever mentions it and all marketing for the game has been fizzled out since its last delay

Re: PSA: Buying Elden Ring On Xbox? Check Microsoft Rewards First

Stoned_Patrol

@belmont That sucks dude... I have not paid for Game Pass Ultimate in over a year and got a couple of $50 gift cards along the way. I'm glad not every subscriber to game pass does this too, so Xbox can make some money and doesn't take the game pass ultimate month passes of the redeem options or something haha.

I almost feel guilty for doing it... but then again, I have told at least 10 friends and none of them will do it, all for different reasons too. When you are getting free money essentially for playing Xbox, you can count me in.

Re: Xbox RPG Avowed Reportedly Targeting Early 2023 Release Date

Stoned_Patrol

Funny how every week Pure Xbox makes an article from something said on the Xbox2 Podcast on Rand Al Thor19's channel and only ever give Jez the props.... Rand Al Chop Liver as always hahaha. If you watch the show you know. N don't think that I mean that Pure Xbox is the only site that does this, it is practically industry protocol to make articles out of nuggets Jez drops on the show and never give Rand any name drop or anything lol