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Re: Justin Roiland: High On Life Features 'So Many' Secrets Players Will Be 'Discovering For Months'

Stoned_Patrol

@Titntin
I am on the last boss now. And the level of difficulty in certain spot definitely raises the bar from the beginning of the game. I wouldnt saythe AI is above par, but I also wouldnt say it is anything less then the last assassins creed game or pretty much any game. Video game AI is dumbed down on purpose. They could easily have to proform like a well trained assassin, but being a computer and all, that just would not be fun. They actually program it to not pick up the loot that we are gong to grab, and stuff like that. But it also is definitely able to be programmed to be unstoppable against us. I have a feeling a big improvement in AI is going to be right around the corner, because visuals are getting to be less and less of a jump and they are working on AI for a lot of stuff now.

Re: Justin Roiland: High On Life Features 'So Many' Secrets Players Will Be 'Discovering For Months'

Stoned_Patrol

@Titntin
"Its a colourful world I might wish to explore if the gunplay wasn't so poor."
The gunplay was "so poor" in your opinion?
Were you expecting Battle Field type mechanics?
Because for the style of game, it does offer a nice variety of unique style/play style weapons once you get into the game a bit.
Paired with the Jet Pack and power slide, The gunplay really is not the part I find to be lacking in my opinion.
My biggest con for the game would definitely have to be enemy variety. I have taken out 5 of the Drug Lords and there are still the same yellow big eyeball head grunts constantly and for just how beautiful and unique the world/setting is in the game. It would have been nice to see maybe like 3 different factions to give it a bit more variety.
Actually their was the ant enemies at the start of the game... They should have mixed them in more through out the game.

Gunplay though, not nearly as poor as you are making it out to be.

Re: Multiple Games Have Received Xbox Game Pass Release Dates This Week

Stoned_Patrol

@stvevan Really? I thought I read that the Series X was the top sold and the Series S after that...

Also spoken like a true Sony fan, Nintendo doesnt count to you stvevan?? LoL cause the only thing I can find is that The Switch won November.

Plus you can say "a discounted Series X/S" as some sort of knock. But if you asked ANYONE if PS would lose the sales numbers in November, The month that God of War Ragnarok's release.
Also I just looked real quick n I am not seeing any real numbers at all saying the PS5 outsold anything... So unless you got a link, sounds like you doin nothing but huffin n puffin and blowin hot air.

Re: Xbox Winter Demo Event 2022 Announced, Will Feature 20+ Games

Stoned_Patrol

@BBB
You can say you have "different preferrences" and that you only prefer AAA games. But saying that Xbox is not putting in enough consideration for big budget games is kinda comical. Xbox has done nothing but invest in it's first party AAA studios since 2018 and significantlyy so in 2020 by buying Bethesda and presently buying Activision.... I don't see any other platform holders throwing close to $70 Billion down on AAA studios

Re: Halo's Multiplayer Creative Director Leaves 343 After More Than 11 Years

Stoned_Patrol

@Dezzy70
So you are saying you would switch to PC? Because PlayStation only put out 3 games in a full year, and they were multiplats, with Santa Monica Studios confirming GoWR was a game modeled around getting the most out of the PS4... not the PS5. Game Pass may not have had first party games this year (besides grounded n Pentament) but PS only had 3 first party games... first party is like 1% of games every year. Game Pass brought a ton of quality games to it this year and continues to this month.
Your whole ultimatum that Xbox better have 3 banger first party games that are in your opinion high quality, just sounds like you want a reason to complain instead of be grateful for all the games we have.

I have a PC, Steam Deck, and a Series X. They are all great IMO

Re: Review: Evil West - Action-Packed Wild West Horror Let Down By Dull Design And Weak Narrative

Stoned_Patrol

I really do notlike the reviewers on this site. You guys reviewed Plague Tale Requiem really bad and now this. My favorite YouTube reviewers are all had good things to say about Evil West, and were high on Plague Tale.... N IMO Plagues Tale was amazing. I just got Evil West a little bit early in the mail from Game Fly so I will find out for myself today...So far the game has me hyped and looks great on the Series X

Re: Deals: Xbox Black Friday Sale 2022 Now Live, 700+ Games Discounted

Stoned_Patrol

@themightyant
Wow I read your comment wrong!! I thought you said the Expansion hard drive was actually going to be on sale during Black Friday!!
Definitely agree that the Seagate cards really need to get a major price drop, I have already fully decided I am not buying one until they do bring them down $50 or more, I want the 1TB for $150 or less

Re: 'Atomic Heart' Boss Fight Trailer Shows 10 Minutes Of Chaotic Combat

Stoned_Patrol

@BlackMayge
Wow you knew about AH for the last 5 years?! I have been following AH for about 3 years, I was Soooo stoked when they first showed AH at the Xbox Series showcase and it showed that it was coming to Game Pass!
It's so epic to see all of the ups n downs this games production has been through, and now soon to finally come out... This game is going to blow up thanks to Game Pass n it's uniqueness/high quality

Re: Modern Warfare 2's Latest Update Is Over 40 Times Larger On Xbox Than PlayStation

Stoned_Patrol

People saying Sony has better compression tech than Xbox... Even if that was the case, their is zero chance it is over 50 times better than Xbox's compression. The Series X has more power and more software features. That is not the compression, but their is no excuses for a patch being 50gb vs less than 1gb. The devs really probably should not have even pushed the patch through until they optimized it properly for all platforms.

If it was the other way around and PS had a 50gb update I would feel the same way.
These next gen consoles have proper SSD hard drives, but both PS n Xbox don't come with enough storage to be having games that start at 100gb then put out patches that are 50gb, that's messed up

Re: Interview: 'High On Life' Dev Talks Xbox, Game Length And Living Up To The Hype

Stoned_Patrol

Kinda a weird realization, Comedy is not really a big genre when it comes to games... like at all. N you would really think that it would be honestly. I am super excited for this game, even more stoked it is in Game Pass and a console exckusive! I forgot about that until this short interview.

Ponies are going to come out bashing the game at release.
Then 3 to 6 months later when it comes to PS, they will be jocking the game hard. Very similar to Tunic earlier this year haha

Re: Eight Games Are Leaving Xbox Game Pass Today (October 31)

Stoned_Patrol

Second Exctinction... I remember being SSSOOO excited for that game to come out haha! And it was certainly an early access gamel I really wanted that game to get its finishing touches! It did have potential, just needed more content n a little polish.

I wish the devs of the game the best of luck, and I hope the game does get its finishing touches

Re: Rumour: Crash Bandicoot, Spyro Dev Is Already Working On Call Of Duty Warzone 2.0

Stoned_Patrol

It's funny that on this very siote maybe 6 months ago they had a detailed report going over how Toys for Bob and Beenox both have already been fully dissolved with the studio lead not working their anymore. At the time they had been integrated with the Diablo 4 team before going over to CoD.
In that article the former members of Toys for Bob straight up stated that their was pretty much not possible to get the original TFB team back together sadly.

Re: Call Of Duty Will Be 'Restricted' On Xbox Game Pass, Confirms Microsoft

Stoned_Patrol

The way PlayStation is acting and causing all this trouble for the deal purposely.... even when Xbox has offered to keep the game on PS for 3 extra years after this ongoing deal....

Now they find out Sony is cock blocking CoD on Game Pass no matter what untill 2024/2025?

Hahaha Dude Sony is making their bed... And Xbox is going to fill it up with fresh steaming dog sh it for being such A Holes.

That 3 year deal needs to be off the table completely, if they are going to cock block Game Pass.
That, or Xbox just needs to pay whatever it costs to break the deal between Activision n Sony.

Re: Ubisoft's Skull & Bones Delayed, Now Releases In March 2023

Stoned_Patrol

When I saw this headline today on Kinda Funny's Youtube channel headline, I just started laughing my ass off and couldnt help but think, "of course this is getting delayed again!". I am surprised I didnt see this coming. But I guess since it has been already delayed for so damn long, I thought the game would have been ready to go by now.

I am guessing the preorders were super low so they decided everyone else in the industry was right, and launching this ***** the day before GOW Ragnarok probably was a horrible idea.