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Re: Xbox Exec Issues Statement In Response To Review Controversy

Jark

@Llamageddon Metacritic is inherently nonsensical. For years I've been telling people that quantitative scores don't mean anything as a whole for a process that has no metric or standardisation. One person's 8/10 could be equivalent to another's 10/10, 3/5 or whatever else. What happens when trying to aggregate scores whose INTRINSIC values are different from each other? You get an average that is literal nonsense.

In order for an aggregate to actually mean something, my 8/10 must convey THE EXACT SAME NUANCE as your 8/10. That is just not the case anywhere.

This was much worse fifteen or more years ago — people seem to be converging into some sort of accidental collective now.

Re: Roundup: The First Reviews Have Arrived For Mortal Shell 2

Jark

I had a brain fart and forgot what "devout" meant, thinking it was a typo for "devour." So, for a split second I wondered if this game actually had a "Devour Edition" — tbh I think that upsells it even better!

Btw "Cancel" button should be to the left of "Save," not the other way around....

Re: Microsoft Is Officially Bringing Achievements To 'Select' Original Xbox Games

Jark

@MrStark they shouldn't need Xbox to grow, yet. They need it to stabilize and achieve profitability, first. Corporate growth has just been the coarse-grained solution to dress up the books and make them look like they're in the green. I'd daresay that growing Xbox right now would be not too dissimilar from opening up another franchised restaurant when the current one is barely afloat.

Re: Two Fallout Remasters Announced By Bethesda In Massive New Roadmap

Jark

@themightyant That's a copout reasoning that doesn't provide much defense. Quite frankly, I would find your response offensive as an atheist AND a zealot.

Nothing has anything to do with intellectual depth. This is about respect for a concept, no matter how fictional it is, and proper veneration of mortal entities (i.e. refrain from doing that at all outside of established idolatry).

When y'all ***** around with words in the now, there are social consequences for their underlying concepts years hence. People do not respect each others' mortality these days, and they are quick to put meatheads up on pedestals and also to demean others to the point of dehumanization. That ain't deep at all. It's broad and took about 10 minutes of outro-spection to figure out. Get with the program.

Re: Two Fallout Remasters Announced By Bethesda In Massive New Roadmap

Jark

Premise: anniversaries and birthdays mark the COMPLETION of something's accumulated years up until that time. If you, the reader, disagree with this premise, then feel free to ignore what follows.

If Starfield released in the fall of 2023, thereby marking its two-year anniversary by autumn 2025, then it entered Year 3 back then. That is as much as eight or nearly nine months ago, even. Consequently, in November 2026 the game will enter Year 4.

Perhaps they meant to say "as we EXIT Year 3," but perhaps relative to them I understand and communicate English backwards (and vice versa).

Re: Xbox Is Having 'Very Big Discussions' About Exclusivity, Says Reporter

Jark

An ecosystem consists of one environment by default. Nothing to do with whether it's closed or not.

MS being a PC and console software proprietor means they haven't been an ecosystem in years, even before the buyouts.

I mean, I guess we could do mental gymnastics and sugarcoat the bad analogizing, saying: "we're not making a metaphor using this portmanteau from biology, which fully stands for 'ecological system,' but inventing a new one from economics with its own rules, the 'economic system.' "

Re: Life Is Strange: Reunion's Review Situation Is Weird, But It Seems Great On Xbox Series X|S

Jark

Good, this gives everyone a fair shot to get their ideas out at the same time, rather than a large selection of outlets and tubers beating little folks and general user reviews to the punch.

Y'all got enough work and backlog to do anyway, that getting things ahead of a launch probably won't make a difference if you shift accordingly. It's not like interest dies down after 24 hours post launch anyway.

Re: Xbox Gives Refunds For Red Dead Redemption Following Recent Upgrade Issues

Jark

@FraserG Make that three for disc owners... Not sure why we're getting shafted, here. It's not like people just give each other disc copies en masse to circumvent getting their own copies, so that they can take advantage of a free upgrade.

Anyway, I don't own current-gen consoles so I guess I got no skin in the game, lol.

Re: This Xbox Game Studios Adventure Deserved More Nominations At The Game Awards 2025

Jark

@ILuvGames Overwatch won in 2016 and then won Best Recurring Game in 2017 (or something named similarly). For the applicability of my statements about something"nearly a decade ago" (I don't round up 8 or 9 years to a whole ten, as even just one year is a long time), I purposely do not consider whether it is relevant, worthy, pertinent or even eligible for winning something now.

Re: The ROG Xbox Ally Is Rapidly Selling Out At Retailers Around The World

Jark

Can't imagine why. I tried the og ROG Ally, and it's quite fine, but I'm not paying an extra premium price for something that's roughly equivalent to the Steam Deck.

I might've considered the deluxe X models, but I also never buy hardware in its first year of existence (it'll always be inferior to iterated versions).

I could probably repurpose that thousand-plus Canadian bucks towards a few desktop PC repairs/upgrades too.