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Re: Satya Nadella's Huge Pay Package Generates Headlines Following Recent Xbox Layoffs

Elbow

Well, I'm shocked he took any sort of pay cut. Even if it was literally worthless to him.

FYI the owner of Texas Roadhouse took a massive salary cut during covid to ensure layoffs wouldn't happen and staff wouldn't be affected. American companies can actually take care of their people, it just shows the caliber of the suits who don't even pretend to care while prancing around about their money.

Re: Helldivers 2 Dev Says Xbox Version 'Isn't Up To Us', But It 'Could' Happen

Elbow

I wouldn't bet on it. Sony truly hates Xbox, so unless Xbox struck some kind of insane deal where Sony exclusively benefitted from the port, I don't think they'd do it. They've already caved to porting to Nintendo, even if it's just one game, but still.

I think just as much as Xbox wants to die on the hill of "exclusives hurt everyone", Sony wants to die on the hill of "screw Xbox"

Edit: Yes I'm aware MLB The Show is a Sony game on Xbox, but correct me if I'm wrong, isn't that due to the rights negotiations demanding The Show be multiplat or they'd walk? Basically an instance where Sony had the choice to make more money or none at all.

Re: Bloober Team Says It's Done Making 'Sh**ty Games' As It Prepares For Cronos: The New Dawn

Elbow

Well I'm glad they at least didn't try to downplay that fact. Bloober Team has been dire and anytime I've seen their name on anything it's been a guaranteed kiss of death. I don't even trust the reviews for the SH2 remake, that's how horrid I find their work. We'll see, though.

@Simplejohn They did say that. I guess you're not too big into reading articles on a text-only website? They quite literally link to the GameSpot article where they say it.

Re: Lots Of Games Are Discounted By 90% On Xbox This Weekend (October 19-20)

Elbow

A lot of repeat names in here. Not complaining, just kind of funny to constantly see Back 4 Blood on sale. It's a really good game for what it's worth, the post release updates fixed everything and really tightened it up, making it worthy of all the L4D comparisons. Is it as good as L4D? Eye of the beholder on that one, but I adore it.

Re: Lots Of Games Are Discounted By 90% On Xbox This Week (October 8-15)

Elbow

@Arcticpandapopz You and me both. I'm not paying full price for Dragon Age Origins DLC when I bought the complete edition of Inquisition for $4.99. I know that's kind of an odd comparison, but I know EA can and will put stuff on sale. I guarantee you it would earn them a pretty penny like FEAR 3 recently did for WB

Re: Talking Point: Does Xbox's 'New Dawn' For Halo Mean The Series Will Come To PS5?

Elbow

It's pretty simple, if flagship games get ported to competitor consoles, there is no longer trust in their own hardware and platform.

Problem is, that's already happened. Sea of Thieves was Xbox's very quiet white flag wave. It was the first "home grown" game purely built for Xbox to get booted over, with Grounded and Pentiment following. This means that any of Xbox's "first party" games are all likely to, and probably will, be ported over.

I dont mind Bethesda and Acti games still being released on other platforms, they SHOULD. First party releases are a very slippery slope however. And they've already started sliding down it.

I dont want to sound completely doom and gloom, I still play on Xbox. I just really don't think this is going to get better.

Re: Halo Enters 'New Dawn' With New Studio Name, Engine And Games

Elbow

The pessimist in me says the rebranding was done purely to get past the rancid stench that the name 343 carried. I'll hold off on any claims until seeing a proper game, but I sure hope this isn't just a desperate Hail Mary toss.

@Branovices Hi-Fi Rush was done on Unreal. Fortnite is basically UE's flagship game now and it's a very cartoony game. It's up to the devs, but looking at just these samples shows it can be done. So long as devs don't lean into the default textures that come with UE..

Re: 10 Great Games That Have Been Added To Xbox Play Anywhere In 2024

Elbow

I'm still annoyed that some major games aren't part of it.

Master Chief Collection, Minecraft Dungeons — why are these not part of it? Even if you want to make the argument for MCC, okay, but why not Minecraft Dungeons? Or Legends? There's cross-progression so they obviously thought it out, but it's... just not there?

If Phil wants more games in Play Anywhere, he should start by actually putting all of his games in it.

(And I'm a huge fan of play anywhere, I love it. I'm just frustrated by these choices. I have made some purchases on Xbox over Steam SOLELY for Play Anywhere, and even double dipped on certain games like Back 4 Blood.)

Re: Opinion: As The Dust Settles On PS5 Pro, I'm Still Glad Xbox Didn't Bother

Elbow

Sony hasn't proven the power of the base PS5. Xbox, also, has not proven the power of the Series X. A pro upgrade is INSANE. I guess the PS5Pro makes certain games look less blurry on pausing? Something? Sure that's kind of neat, but not for that price tag. Or any price tag.

Microsoft was smart not to do this. I think they know that, too. This has been the silliest console generation.

Re: StarCraft Remastered & StarCraft 2 Coming To PC Game Pass This November

Elbow

@TheSimulator Unfortunately its not as easy as snapping your fingers to get a working console port. Knowing Microsoft, they probably want a console port for ALL current systems at the same time. Of course an Xbox port first would be nice, but they hardly give a damn at this point. They couldn't even give Indiana Jones a quiet six month window of exclusivity, having to giddily reveal its coming to PS5 well before the launch of the Xbox version.

Re: Review: Disney Epic Mickey: Rebrushed (Xbox) - Nintendo Wii Classic Gets A Modern Makeover

Elbow

This does seem to justify the price tag with having gone back to re-do assets, add new features, and convert motion controls to proper controllers.

That said, I also understand every complaint on the price tag feeling too high, even with all that in mind. It's an interesting point, but I hope it does well. I doubt the rest of Warren Spector's grand Epic Mickey plans will live on, but at least seeing the second game get a spit-shine would be real nice!

Re: TMNT: Shredder's Revenge Scores 'Radical Reptiles' DLC Update

Elbow

This is incredible! I mean, an incredible leak but also I thought this game was done. I'm happy it's still going strong, I still play it from time to time, and I never would've guessed Mona Lisa would be a playable character. This is sick. Mondo looks so fun to play as, too. Long live Turtlemania!

Edit: AND Jake Kaufman is doing a remix? I really want to hear what he's contributing. The earlier Shantae games and Double Dragon Neon have some of my favorite game OSTs ever. Mango Tango - Neon Jungle is divine.

Re: Soapbox: Gears Of War E-Day Could Be Something Special, If The Coalition Gets It Right

Elbow

I'm really conflicted. Gears 5 burnt me real bad. 4 was underwhelming, campaign wise, but the multiplayer was solid even if I didn't care for the generic weapon replacements.

I want E-Day to be good but man, I also dread a new Gears game after playing 5's slog of a trend chasing everything, but especially the campaign. (Besides Act 1, that was good and felt like classic Gears, which I think made everything that came after feel ten times worse than it actually was.)

Re: Talking Point: What Are You Playing This Weekend? (September 21-22)

Elbow

No More Heroes 3 I'm still chopping away at, mostly due to the RNG drops from bosses. I want all the achievements and that's up to RNG... I've had to repeat certain bosses 40+ times for one drop.

I started Little Kitty Big City last night and I'm in love with the charm of it. Janky, but oozing charm and creativity. My 15 year old tabby cat hopped up onto the coffee table and leaned towards the TV to get a look at the cat wearing a mushroom hat. This game passes the Cat Test! My boy wasn't too thrilled with the cute cat intruding on the TV though.

I also wrapped up Lost Words: Beyond the Page this morning. A short game that I'd never heard of on sale for chump change and ended up being shockingly great. Story about accepting the passing of loved ones, while platforming around in a fantasy world created to cope with the loss and pain of it all.

Re: Palworld Dev Pocketpair Responds To Nintendo Lawsuit

Elbow

@Lup That's the fun part. You are just expected to know, and if you don't pore through every patent to make sure you're not infringing, well by gosh poor Nintendo has no other choice!

The rules/patent system sucks in a way I cannot describe in the comments as it would immediately get me jettisoned into the sun. But Japanese laws/systems are also different to other countries, so that adds in extra layers of complexity.

Re: Phil Spencer Invites Xbox Fans To Tune Into Tokyo Games Show 2024 Broadcast

Elbow

Okay, this-- THIS. PLEASE. THIS is a good way to market/announce a presence at a showcase.

Aaron Greenberg, PLEASE. Please. Take notes from your own boss on how to do your job. Don't bring out the trumpet and start dancing around when all you have is a toy wagon behind you with trinkets and a minifridge in it.

Just be humble, don't immediately smash your face into the pedal and take off 90MPH into the nearest brick wall. Print out Phil's statement and put it in a picture frame over your desk, Aaron. Please. I know this sounds condescending and I truly don't mean it to be, but this is exactly how showcases and events should be teased and/or announced.

Being humble, quiet, and direct with what to expect will always, always, reign over a sea of airhorns and hype. And if you do have a huge mega announcement at the end or somewhere in the show? Bring out the airhorns after it's over.