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Re: Reaction: Xbox Games Showcase 2025 Was Just OK, But Next Year Should Be Amazing

Elbow

It was pretty decent overall. I liked it, but let's be honest.. the ending was so stupid it actually hurt the rating.

Phil grins as he as reveals the last surprise for the showcase... it's just the yearly COD. OMG NO WAY WHAT!!!!!!

There are three constants in life: Death, taxes, and COD. The surprise would have been no COD. Ending the show with that, treating it like some major unbelievable reveal, was damn stupid. Clockwork Revolution being the show closer would have been the smart play. (It looks SO good.)

I'm saying this as someone who does play Blops 6 and likes COD. Come on, now.

Re: Romeo Is A Dead Man's Xbox Release Date Is 'TBD' Because Of GTA 6, Says Developer

Elbow

I'm a Suda51 diehard, this is the only game that grabbed my interest yesterday. I actually skipped it until someone told me "hey that developer you like had a thing on this showcase" and knowing my shortlist is basically just Suda51 I zoomed to the showcase to watch.

But can't blame him. His games are pretty niche. There's no way they'd stand up to GTA6, but very very few games could... if any even could. Not sure.

Re: Talking Point: Will This Lost Xbox Game Studios Title Appear At Microsoft's 2025 Showcase?

Elbow

@Kaloudz I'd actually be surprised if FF7R is a day one gamepass add. It's very possible but I just remember Sony making demands of third parties to not release games like RE8 on Gamepass. I would be surprised if they've relaxed on this, even if FF7R is "old news" to them.

Edit: Not a demand but a "payment blockage" so basically a bribe, and I'd be shocked if they didn't try that with FF7R

Also I've only played Persona 4 but it's a killer game. It's very much all the strengths of a JRPG, and the cast being high-schoolers (roughly) doesn't actually hurt it. They're just likable students caught up in a crazy situation trying their best to help put a stop to it. Also the music is SICK. I'd recommend at least giving 4 (maybe 5, have heard great things there too) a shot. I played P4 in my late 20s and still connected with the cast. They're not any longer than FF games.

Re: Six Xbox Games Are Shutting Down Their Servers In June 2025

Elbow

@Kaloudz This is what I never understood about Capcom... they slap the RE name on anything MP related, good or not, when they already had a winning formula. Why not remake Outbreak games and massively expand the amount of randomization in missions to make it truly replayable?

Even if not.. Mercenaries co-op and Versus was great. They have two proven ideas already but refuse them. I don't get it.

Also RIP Xbone First Descendant. Was playing that casually, but must've been just me doing so. ;_;7

Re: Review: DOOM: The Dark Ages (Xbox) - Puts The Finishing Touches On A Masterful Trilogy

Elbow

Gameplay wise, I'm glad none of the three new-era Doom games play the same. It's good to experiment and make sure the games don't just feel like expansion packs to what came before. I say that as someone who didn't care for 2016 (imo felt too sterile and bland), loved Eternal, but am not sold on Dark Ages.

Each one having a unique identity and formula is great. People may not remember now but Doom 2 was heavily criticized for just being an expansion pack to Doom but with the super shotgun... glad that hasn't been repeated.

Re: Xbox Game Pass Gets Four Additions Today (May 7)

Elbow

Xenoverse 2 will NEVER die. It's the game that will keep going despite all odds. When the earth is destroyed by nuclear warfare in the far future, there will only be cockroaches and an Xbox hooked up to a TV somewhere with the Xenoverse 2 main menu theme blaring.

Re: Xbox Developer Insists Generative AI Is 'Not Mandated' At Microsoft

Elbow

AI still isn't perfect. I throw math questions at it (I'm 33, not in education, just testing AI for fun) and it frequently gets more complicated ones wrong, at least on the first few tries. If they plan to use it to ease up on complex tasks, they're asking for a world of hurt when it inevitably starts falling apart at the seams. It's really not foolproof or completely trustworthy.

AI hallucinates, misreads things, or spits up garbage in the interest of giving you what you want, not what might be accurate.

Re: Xbox Owners Fed Up With 'Outbreak' Spam On The Microsoft Store

Elbow

These practices actually make me ashamed to say that I've purchased some of their games. They're not awful if you're into that old RE style done by a small/tiny budget team, but this business practice is scummy and Xbox do need to crack down on stuff like this.

@Utena-mobile An ignore feature is essentially mandatory nowadays with how much junk can flood stores. Trying to browse the Switch eShop is nightmarish... but I probably don't need to tell you/anyone else that.

Re: Nintendo's Doug Bowser Just Channelled One Of The Most Infamous Xbox Quotes Ever

Elbow

@EdgarTheBug There is a chance it ends up biting them. The 3DS-- ended its run as an incredible handheld-- started on a terrible foot and had to be slashed in price along with Nintendo eating a massive slice of humble pie.

The Nintendo fans didn't save them during that, nor did they with the Wii U. Of course I'm not saying "guaranteed nintendo flop OMG", just that there's a very real 50/50 shot of either outcome happening-- where it's a success or a vast under-performer that causes them to repeat what they did with the 3DS.

Re: Xbox Fans Aren't Happy About Microsoft's New Quake 2 AI Demo

Elbow

From a technical standpoint this is cool, a machine remaking something from its own memory on the fly as an interactive concept is incredibly interesting, but that's about where my excitement ends.

I do think AI can be cool but I don't trust big corporations with it. This at least is an amusing use of it.

Re: Nightdive Studios Wants To Bring Xbox 360 Games Back From The Dead

Elbow

@Wakkawipeout Bullet Witch has been available on PC for a few years now, an in-house team shaped it up.

I hope some more 360 games get a second chance at life. Not only games that were available at shutdown, but even those stripped away earlier on in the lifespan of the console. Splatterhouse really should have gotten a PC port...

Re: 1997 PS1 Classic 'Croc' Is Getting A Remaster For Xbox One & Series X|S

Elbow

@Kaloudz It's a compilation of the original Gex (a 2D platformer), Gex 2, a 3D platformer, and Gex 3, also a 3D platformer.

I think the different versions will be included in the compilation considering how notable they were, and the compilation has taken years to come out so I imagine a good portion of that was dealing with legal issues.

...Also my mind only retains dumb information, like this stuff. I wish I could remember actually important things, but nope. Obscure 3D platformer trivia yes, remembering the date of upcoming appointments and rent payment = NOPE. lol

Re: 1997 PS1 Classic 'Croc' Is Getting A Remaster For Xbox One & Series X|S

Elbow

@Kaloudz Gex 2 in particular was pretty good, speaking from memory and we know how nostalgia blinds us.. it was really shocking at the time because it had some incredibly on the nose parodies of popular media around the time. One level is quite literally just a Looney Tunes level complete with ACME hijinks, another is based on the Titanic. Dated now for sure, but amusing for the time. I think it had varying levels depending on which console you had, but the upcoming collection has all the different console versions.

Also! Gex had different voice actors for the US and UK versions. They're tailored for each region, but it might be a shock to try different versions of the game when it releases. UK Gex is much more suave and Bond-esque, US Gex is more of a dopey quip-and-reference slinging knucklehead like the 80s ninja turtles.