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Re: Minecraft Movie Gets First Teaser Trailer Ahead Of April 2025 Release

Elbow

Steve was essentially a blocky Tommy Vercetti, so that is a very interesting pick to personify him lol.

Wow, those animals look bad. The visuals in this movie actually look like those old creepypastas of someone playing a SNES "and then Mario fell down the hole and SUPER REALISTIC BLOOD SPRAYED ALL OVER MY SCREEN".

Hopefully this gets the Sonic treatment, because those visuals are uuugggllllyyyy. It looks like a Disney Channel original series parody of what video games are.
...It looks like the CGI in an insurance commercial. (I can keep going.)

Re: Lollipop Chainsaw RePOP Is Getting An 'Original Mode' That Reproduces The Xbox 360 Experience

Elbow

Probably have to wait for the inevitable mods on PC to get the original music. I really hope this doesn't mean Jimmy Urine's music is being stripped out, though. Suda51 and Mindless Self Indulgence were basically my power duo throughout my teenage years and seeing them work together on something blew my <HEAVY USE OF EXPLETIVES YOU CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT'S BEING SAID BEHIND THIS CENSOR> mind.

Re: Rumour: Microsoft Reportedly Working On Multiple Transformers Projects

Elbow

@GeneJacket Oh, that's a shame. I swear it was Beenox that made Web of Shadows, and I really liked that game, but I just checked and it's Treyarch (I think primarily, at least). I guess it depends how rushed the others were.

I didn't know Waltz wrote the games plot! I knew they at least had an artist from the IDW series, that's sick. I missed out on MiM since they pulled it from sale so quickly, but I still have Out of the Shadows... ha. If a miracle happens and they pull some of the good TMNT licensed games out of oblivion (would be nice to see Wayforward's TMNT metroidvania game too) I will buy them in a heartbeat.

Re: Microsoft Had Two Transformers Games Rated In Australia Last Month

Elbow

This, if all this smoke leads to fire, is EXACTLY what I was hoping but would never expect them to do. For those unaware, Activision was a HUGE licensed game developer in the late 00s and 10s. Some of the games weren't great, some were fantastic, and some were average. But there was SO much. And even with the mixed average, the output doesn't deserve to rot and be forgotten.

Deadpool, Ninja Turtles, Spider-Man, Marvel itself. Before Activision was the CoD machine, it was putting out tons of comic-book games.

Re: Capcom & Microsoft Find Solution To Bring Two New Fighting Collections To Xbox

Elbow

@anoyonmus I actually wasn't aware Great Ace Attorney wasn't on Xbox, so I would also add that to my list of games I hope now come over if Microsoft footed the bill for them to fix up the compatibility issues with Xbox.

Did they move their ports/collections to a new engine recently-- like is everything just on their RE engine now? If so, maybe that's why the newer ones are still releasing, though I'm just randomly guessing.

Re: Phil Spencer Talks About Two Activision Games That Xbox Missed Out On Signing

Elbow

@Utena-mobile I think it's still him trying to be the relatable/down to earth big chungus exec that is at least humble with flaws he's well aware of.

..Which, while nice on paper, not so great when perception around what he's in charge of has been so consistently poor outside of a few things (their summer event) they've almost eagerly tried to sabotage not long after showing. (Indy PS5 port confirmation before the Xbox version is even out.)

Re: Report: Suicide Squad Dev Rocksteady Suffers Layoffs At Warner Bros. HQ

Elbow

@themightyant Current live service games didn't begin as them, to the best of my knowledge. Fortnite didn't start as one, it was just a hail mary toss to copy PUBG's success but free to play, and it took off.

Starting a game from the jump as a "service" is what kills the game.

Also, I feel bad for the devs who got laid off. Rotten corporate world, where they keep their paychecks but fire people who had no choice with the decision of making XYZ.

Re: 1997 PS1 Classic 'Croc' Is Getting A Remaster For Xbox This Year

Elbow

I saw this and I'm psyched for it. Gex and Croc back in the same year like the 90s never ended!

Fun fact, if the trailer gave you Mario vibes, that's because Argonaut originally wanted it to be a game about Yoshi, but Nintendo turned them down. Turned out fine for Nintendo, but luckily us too getting Croc in the end!

Re: Xbox Is Hosting A Special 'Super Saver Sale' For Game Pass Members This Week

Elbow

@JoyfulFire You've probably already made your mind up but Back 4 Blood is also a good successor, especially after all the updates they made. They took a lot of the feedback from release to heart and improved a lot of the game. I haven't personally played WWZ yet, but let me know (if you get around to playing it while this comment is fresh) if it does live up to L4D.

Re: Here's Over An Hour Of Fresh Gameplay From Xbox RPG Avowed

Elbow

I do like the environmental art/detail. Movement/combat still seems stiff, like when the player character climbed up the root a few minutes in. The combat also seems a little stiff, like there might be input buffers (like when they swung again at the enemy while stepping away at 3:25) but that could've just been the player. I don't want to say anything for certain unless I've actually played it myself.

They definitely need to add more "oomph" to what I think was meant to be that slo-mo kill on that same enemy. A build-up of sound or a satisfying thwack at 3:48 as the enemy hits the floor after that slo-mo kill would add a lot. It's oddly quiet and 'unrewarding' as of right now.

Re: Here's Over An Hour Of Fresh Gameplay From Xbox RPG Avowed

Elbow

@FatalBubbles Depends on who was the one playing. If someone from Obsidian/Xbox, yeah likely slow on purpose. Doing it more for marketing purposes to intentionally get better views at landscapes/areas and also so they don't go through TOO much in an hour.

Until it gets in the hands of a regular gamer that facerolls everything, just remember it's being done like this to market it.

Re: Talking Point: Does Microsoft Have A '30FPS' Problem With Its Xbox Series X|S Output?

Elbow

There's two particular issues. What they're developing for, and then the talent involved. Also please note: I'm NOT saying this about Obsidian, nor am I going to make claims on any developers in particular. I'm just saying that, you can have the strongest hardware in the world. It can be twenty times as powerful as the Series X, and if the developers aren't given the proper tools, or have the know-how to optimize... you'll always have situations like this. Add in that they also HAVE to cater to the lowest common denominator (being the Series S in this case)

I imagine they work backwards from that weakest system, Series S, which is the primary console they develop for to make it less of a headache, and then let the 'better' hardware do the heavy lifting by itself. In some cases, at least, I doubt that happens in every case.

Re: Avowed Early Previews Are Looking Positive Ahead Of Xbox Game Pass Launch Next February

Elbow

@andrewsqual That's a good point. I remember the Redfall impressions versus what that game ended up being, too. Though that one was undoubtedly a disaster from the start. I dunno, I hope Xbox finally gets something that's not a mismanaged mess, bungled to hell that's actually exclusive. So far the only true console exclusive it has is... well. Redfall. lol

Especially since we can't even consider Hi-Fi Rush an exclusive anymore.

Re: Xbox Boss Phil Spencer Comments On Indiana Jones PS5, And Microsoft's Plan Moving Forward

Elbow

@CallMeDuraSouka I mean, ultimately, a digital library with any storefront is a bad idea. One day, they will all close. Steam, PlayStation, Xbox. There is no such thing as an eternal storefront. Steam's likely not going anywhere anytime soon, but there will be a day that it does shut down. Far in the future, yeah, but it will still happen.

As per your question, it depends on if Microsoft can make a jump to streaming. I personally don't think so, because streaming-only is a purely awful idea for games, but they want that Netflix model bad. REAL bad. But your digital library, in that future, will be locked behind a Game Pass tier of some sort, even if you've purchased the games individually. Come the inevitable day there are no working Xbox consoles, the only option will be streaming the games you bought so long ago-- but you won't be able to just access them from the streaming library for free.

Re: Phil Spencer On Game Exclusivity: 'We Have To Anticipate There's Going To Be More Change'

Elbow

@RadioHedgeFund This argument is not as great as you think it is.

Why do you think your friends purchased a PS5 (or 4) to begin with? Exclusives, whether you like it or not, are exactly how a console thrives. Otherwise it's just which one you think is shinier. Nintendo would not be sailing high with an underpowered tablet that gets miracle ports of games like DOOM unless it was carrying something really special on it; the exclusives.

I'm not making an argument that Indiana Jones should be exclusive, because I think Bethesda and Activision should remain third party (which does include Starfield and Redfall despite the memes, yes), completely, but there would be no PS5, there'd be no Halo Infinite, if they weren't building off exclusives of the past. This is not a mentality that has just 'gone away', it's just one CEOs in charge are trying to push to justify that nuking their hardware division is a solid plan.

Let's not even consider the point that Sega was circling the drain for a time after leaving the hardware space. They only held on thanks to Isao Okawa saving them with debt forgiveness, not due to porting their games to other platforms.

Re: The Callisto Protocol Franchise Expands With 'REDACTED' Spin-Off On Xbox

Elbow

I'm glad to see this. I haven't played Callisto Protocol yet (still on Xbone, not leaving a game like this up to the fate of streaming input delays) but I loved what it was trying to do. Glad they're getting a chance to try more with it-- I guess that means it sold well enough to keep experimenting with? That's very good.

Re: Microsoft's New Xbox Series X And S Console Lineup Launches This October

Elbow

@Moby Nobody saying that believes it's going to happen tomorrow morning. It's a gradual, slow process they keep alluding to. I think five years from now will look a hell of a lot different. I hope I'm wrong of course, but too much stuff keeps happening rapid fire to think it's all coincidence.

If it walks like a duck, if it sounds like a duck... you get it.

Re: Xbox Boss Phil Spencer Comments On Indiana Jones PS5, And Microsoft's Plan Moving Forward

Elbow

I'll say it again, it's a good thing Bethesda and Activision are staying third party. I hope that's what this entails. That said, it's definitely not just going to be just those. Phil flew too close to the sun and his wings made of dollar bills began to burn away, and he's dragging the hardware legacy down into the abyss with him.

I think we're going to see the end of Xbox as a console due to Phil's actions. Not right away, but slowly. I hope I'm wrong, but that death bell will be ringing wildly if any of the Big 3 get ported.

Re: Indiana Jones And The Great Circle Hits Xbox This December, And A PS5 Port Is Officially Coming

Elbow

So this is how it ends. A slow burn of exclusives just being timed, eating further into their poor hardware sales, only spurring them further into a rush to release more and more on rival hardware.

The ouroboros eats its own tail as it cries that good games don't sell hardware.

Ask how the exclusive strat is working out for Nintendo as you're gobbling down on your right ankle, Phil.

Re: Lots Of Games Are Reduced By 90% In The Xbox End Of Summer Sale 2024

Elbow

Submerged is a neat little game. If you need a synopsis: It's a post apocalyptic world, flooded, and you are on a boat in this medium sized city rowing around buildings and clambering up half submerged skyscrapers tangled with trees and vines, getting onto buildings to climb around and explore to find medicine to help your sick sister. There's no combat that I recall, it's purely rowing and exploring the world via an Assassins Creed style climbing system.

I played it on Switch and have fond memories despite the obvious visual downgrade it had there. If you like platforming, "beautiful apocalypse" settings, or just low stress games, it's a good one IMO. Pretty cheap on sale.

Re: Deals: All 20+ Backwards Compatible Games In The Xbox End Of Summer Sale 2024

Elbow

@Utena-mobile This is EXACTLY what I was hoping to learn, thank you. I knew it wasn't a perfect port but I didn't know it was basically recreated on the fly. This is cool as hell to learn. I might hold off for the inevitable Halloween sale just to see if it does go cheaper.

Thank you again! And if you do want to go indepth feel free, knowing it's kind of a Frankenstein's monster situation makes it even more fascinating.

Re: Call Of Duty Is Finally Reducing Download Sizes For Black Ops 6's Xbox Launch

Elbow

I thought for a time that we were getting to a point where games would start getting so obnoxiously large that Xbox would hope we'd just pick the streaming version instead.

Yes I fully admit that is a crackpot theory right now, but sizes like this game get the noggin workin'. Glad they are at least somewhat improving it. Red Dead Online's "standalone" version still downloading the single player campaign was a 10,000 IQ play....

Re: Xbox Attracts Controversy Over New McDonald's Ad On The Dashboard

Elbow

@user0 That was already a thing in an old SmackDown vs. Raw game. 2010 maybe? When the match started online, a little display card would pop up emulating the real show with "Sponsored by: X" with a logo of some brand. It changed every so often, so it was updated regularly.

And we know the dire 360 dashboard. It was not acceptable back then, certainly isn't now. ESPECIALLY if they show it to paying subscribers. Disgusting.