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Re: Review: DOOM: The Dark Ages (Xbox) - Puts The Finishing Touches On A Masterful Trilogy

Elbow

Gameplay wise, I'm glad none of the three new-era Doom games play the same. It's good to experiment and make sure the games don't just feel like expansion packs to what came before. I say that as someone who didn't care for 2016 (imo felt too sterile and bland), loved Eternal, but am not sold on Dark Ages.

Each one having a unique identity and formula is great. People may not remember now but Doom 2 was heavily criticized for just being an expansion pack to Doom but with the super shotgun... glad that hasn't been repeated.

Re: Xbox Game Pass Gets Four Additions Today (May 7)

Elbow

Xenoverse 2 will NEVER die. It's the game that will keep going despite all odds. When the earth is destroyed by nuclear warfare in the far future, there will only be cockroaches and an Xbox hooked up to a TV somewhere with the Xenoverse 2 main menu theme blaring.

Re: Xbox Developer Insists Generative AI Is 'Not Mandated' At Microsoft

Elbow

AI still isn't perfect. I throw math questions at it (I'm 33, not in education, just testing AI for fun) and it frequently gets more complicated ones wrong, at least on the first few tries. If they plan to use it to ease up on complex tasks, they're asking for a world of hurt when it inevitably starts falling apart at the seams. It's really not foolproof or completely trustworthy.

AI hallucinates, misreads things, or spits up garbage in the interest of giving you what you want, not what might be accurate.

Re: Xbox Owners Fed Up With 'Outbreak' Spam On The Microsoft Store

Elbow

These practices actually make me ashamed to say that I've purchased some of their games. They're not awful if you're into that old RE style done by a small/tiny budget team, but this business practice is scummy and Xbox do need to crack down on stuff like this.

@Utena-mobile An ignore feature is essentially mandatory nowadays with how much junk can flood stores. Trying to browse the Switch eShop is nightmarish... but I probably don't need to tell you/anyone else that.

Re: Nintendo's Doug Bowser Just Channelled One Of The Most Infamous Xbox Quotes Ever

Elbow

@EdgarTheBug There is a chance it ends up biting them. The 3DS-- ended its run as an incredible handheld-- started on a terrible foot and had to be slashed in price along with Nintendo eating a massive slice of humble pie.

The Nintendo fans didn't save them during that, nor did they with the Wii U. Of course I'm not saying "guaranteed nintendo flop OMG", just that there's a very real 50/50 shot of either outcome happening-- where it's a success or a vast under-performer that causes them to repeat what they did with the 3DS.

Re: Xbox Fans Aren't Happy About Microsoft's New Quake 2 AI Demo

Elbow

From a technical standpoint this is cool, a machine remaking something from its own memory on the fly as an interactive concept is incredibly interesting, but that's about where my excitement ends.

I do think AI can be cool but I don't trust big corporations with it. This at least is an amusing use of it.

Re: Nightdive Studios Wants To Bring Xbox 360 Games Back From The Dead

Elbow

@Wakkawipeout Bullet Witch has been available on PC for a few years now, an in-house team shaped it up.

I hope some more 360 games get a second chance at life. Not only games that were available at shutdown, but even those stripped away earlier on in the lifespan of the console. Splatterhouse really should have gotten a PC port...

Re: 1997 PS1 Classic 'Croc' Is Getting A Remaster For Xbox One & Series X|S

Elbow

@Kaloudz It's a compilation of the original Gex (a 2D platformer), Gex 2, a 3D platformer, and Gex 3, also a 3D platformer.

I think the different versions will be included in the compilation considering how notable they were, and the compilation has taken years to come out so I imagine a good portion of that was dealing with legal issues.

...Also my mind only retains dumb information, like this stuff. I wish I could remember actually important things, but nope. Obscure 3D platformer trivia yes, remembering the date of upcoming appointments and rent payment = NOPE. lol

Re: 1997 PS1 Classic 'Croc' Is Getting A Remaster For Xbox One & Series X|S

Elbow

@Kaloudz Gex 2 in particular was pretty good, speaking from memory and we know how nostalgia blinds us.. it was really shocking at the time because it had some incredibly on the nose parodies of popular media around the time. One level is quite literally just a Looney Tunes level complete with ACME hijinks, another is based on the Titanic. Dated now for sure, but amusing for the time. I think it had varying levels depending on which console you had, but the upcoming collection has all the different console versions.

Also! Gex had different voice actors for the US and UK versions. They're tailored for each region, but it might be a shock to try different versions of the game when it releases. UK Gex is much more suave and Bond-esque, US Gex is more of a dopey quip-and-reference slinging knucklehead like the 80s ninja turtles.

Re: Palworld's Developer Was Apparently Shocked By Nintendo's Lawsuit

Elbow

@Kaloudz I'm not sure, I've heard two patents related to riding a creature you've captured in a 3D space and then also summoning/capturing a creature with an item in a 3D space.

The fact MMOs (or survival games like ARK) have technically done this for decades I guess is ignored.. a lot of Nintendo's patents were rejected recently in the US, so there is SOME common sense at least.

But also if what @ilyn said is true I will also agree pocketpair has it coming, but I would be shocked they'd have lawyers check everything for safety and then pull a negative 1billion IQ move like that.

Re: Talking Point: Is It Too Early To Release A New Xbox Console In 2027?

Elbow

Technically yes it is time for a new gen if you go by years, but for value or showcasing what the hardware can do? HELL no. Most of this generation has been spent spinning their wheels and Sony regurgitating remakes.

Xbox is only finally starting to find their footing after endless years and that's at the tail end of the generation. This has been a horrible generation in general, just based on what they've done (and the PS5 pro was absolutely unnecessary..) with the hardware. I dunno. I feel like this generation is the one that needs to be doubled in length because sweet-expletive-all has been done.

Re: Microsoft Has Reportedly Discussed Acquiring IP From Ubisoft

Elbow

I don't see Ubisoft selling the Tom Clancy name, or Assassins Creed. Far Cry is a MAYBE. My blood would run cold if they bought Rayman just to chokeslam him right into the dusty storage bin next to Crash, Spyro, and Banjo. Prince of Persia is a maybe... but why would Microsoft want that? Call of Juarez, Driver, Might and Magic, Brothers In Arms...

They already have too many IPs they're sitting on, it's like a fetish for them to hoard but do nothing with them. The Smiling Friends episode about Gwimbly was a bang-on parody of most modern publishers (including Xbox) for a reason.

Maybe they're looking to grab the rights to some old licensed games like Ubisoft's old TMNT games? This one is REALLY far fetched, but being able to just have the rights to the games published under one roof would make it easier when trying to renew deals with the IP holder. (This one is like 0.000001% likely I'm just spitballing but with them still wanting to preserve their history, these are a few of the 360 games still lost to time)