Topic: Them old jokes.

I I'm sure the moderators would appreciate it if we didn't tell any of the best jokes.

So, I will start.

Little Johnny's teacher asked him to solve a riddle.

She said "what goes up but never goes down?"

Little Johnny says, "a bubble. They go up and pop so they can never go down."

The teacher said, "That's that's pretty good, but I was thinking about your age. It goes up and never comes down. But I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "ok, I have a riddle for you. Some Like to be on top While others like to be on the bottom and it always happens in bed."

The teacher says, "Little Johnny you go straight to the principal's office!"

Little Johnny says, "Why? I'm a bunk bed. But I like the way you're thinking.