Who wouldn't want to "shower like a Spartan" and "power up as you lather up" with an officially licensed Halo soap from Dr. Squatch?! Our dreams have been made a reality, as the Spartan Scrub is now available to purchase!
Dr. Squatch describes this soap as being "equipped with Halo-inspired ingredients like exfoliating Little John and Bishop’s Wort, plus soothing Sevenbark Root", giving off aromas of silver sage, yuzu and cedarwood:
"Shower like a Spartan and power up as you lather up with this limited edition, battle-ready bricc. Spartan Scrub is equipped with Halo-inspired ingredients like exfoliating Little John and Bishop’s Wort, plus soothing Sevenbark Root to leave you feeling as powerful as the Master Chief himself. Aromas of silver sage, yuzu and cedarwood will transport you to the battlefield and slay your stink so you can feel like a man and smell like a hero."
Each bar costs $8 from the official Dr. Squatch website, and you can buy it in various quantities. It's being described as a "limited release", so don't expect it to stick around for too long! Get a few for Christmas while you can...
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Will you be "slaying your stink" with the Spartan Scrub this winter? Let us know down in the comments below.
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I.... Just wh...like...I.....so....uh......that's.....uh.....
I'm glad they made it more of a joke then try to take it really seriously.
Not gonna lie, Master Chief's swampass is probably more legendary than he is.
@Terrin all of their ads have a playful tone. It's a good product.
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