Update on my progress: Maybe midway through the game, have about three or four more chapters left. I made progress on Uga Buga and almost done with it, but I’m now onto the racing minigame, which is going to absolutely frustrate me a lot. I already struggled with a few parts of this level. It’s absolutely not my favorite and I can’t wait until I get it done.
EDIT: I was quickly able to finish the racing mini game. It surprisingly wasn’t as bad as I remember it being and I’m just going to assume that I sucked at it when I played it for the first time, but it was occasionally annoying and the dino obstacles have an absolutely terrible hitbox. Despite completing it fast, it still really doesn’t change my opinion that this is a terribly designed level. The racing minigame is so random and it seems like they threw it in there without much thought. I’m onto the boss of the level, but I’m going to deal with that later. Luckily the boss is easy to deal with compared to the other tasks in the level.
However, the funny humor is still there, and an early part I did like was the prehistoric nightclub. That’s maybe the only good part but some issues it has is it not telling the player what to do and you aren’t able to move closer when moving the rock partygoers down the doorways. The remake does fix that issue, but I’m playing the original.
The part where your tasked with using a bomb to destroy the caveman ecosystem was annoying, but it probably was because I sometimes wasted a few seconds trying to avoid getting hit inside the entrance to the location where you use the bomb. You pretty much have to do the task without pausing or stopping in order to get it down in time, and that’s what I pretty much forgot when I kept doing it. I honestly think I’m getting a bit worse at this game!
@Pastellioli the race thing took me quite a few tries on the remake! Mostly from hitting was though as I found that jumping cleared the hitbox on the dino's legs.
The bomb part must have been changed in it though as it was by far one of the easiest things in the game
@Balta666 I remember the bomb part being easy to get through when I played the original for the first time, I just think here I kept screwing up and stalling for short periods of time when I entered the mouth of that animal cave. The key to getting there in time just before the bomb goes off is not stopping, not even taking short pauses. The only difference I remember the remake having was there being a visible timer on screen. I have gotten a bit worse at parts of the game, given the bomb segment was a part I never revisited on my short game sessions with Conker.
The race took me way too long to do when I first played the game last year, but this time it only took a few minutes. It wasn’t a flawless run, I still messed up and I’d immediately die, but after playing it I sort of think the race wasn’t entirely bad, but I would have preferred the level not having one and it was a super random moment they put in, but, gameplay shifts and random moments are what Conker is known for!
Ok, made more significant progress! Only have two chapters left until I finish the game up. I'll probably be able to complete this later today. I completed Uga Buga now, the final boss was pretty easy, though I still wouldn't say I like the other parts of the level. It's full of so many bad objectives and only has one good part, probably one of the game's worst levels in terms of objectives and level design.
I also got to Spooky, it wasn't hard, but the area is pretty big and the tasks get repetitive. Didn't mind some of the repetition, but it could have been better. You have to walk around places of the mansion to get three keys one at a time and go back and forth to the door to put them in the keyholes. You have to be careful with the last key, cuz when you pick up a key, you can't put it back down and you're stuck with it until it's put in a keyhole. There is a door you need to open by pulling a lever before getting the last key, and if you grab the key before using the lever, you have no choice but to retry again since you cannot open the door. Gunplay was a bit better here, but the aiming was slightly off, though I cheesed through the zombie segments by staying on top of a surface (in this case, it was a tombstone and some shrubs) and slightly staying on the edge and aiming and shooting at the zombie's heads until all of them are gone. That's what I'd suggest doing since the poor aiming with the shotgun makes shooting the zombies on foot hard. I liked the mixture of horror with goofiness, and I think the chapter did that very well. A lot of people mention the segment where you are a bat as being hard, but I always found that to be pretty easy to do.
I got to do the rest of the chapter Windy with the queen bee getting her hive stolen again, that part was also fairly easy, the shooting there was a bit better since there is an aiming reticle, but it still was not precise, though that is to be expected for a game that released on the N64. I had to shoot sort of aimlessly to kill the wasps, but it worked pretty well. I can remember struggling at this part when I first played it, but I am just going to assume I was bad at it initially.
Got onto the beginning parts of the Its War chapter, but I am not super hyped for the later parts of this one... it is so cool, but this is where the bad gunplay in the original shines a ton and makes the game so much more frustrating to play, though luckily this is the last part of the game I don't like, so when I finish the chapter, I won't have to worry a lot about the bad gameplay.
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If you’re curious, the character in my PFP is Flaky from Happy Tree Friends.
Completed the first parts of the Its War chapter, and I already got on the beach and I’m getting a bit more inside the enemy base. Left off at the part with the surgeon Tediz. That part is so easy to do. I entered the base without losing health, usually I die at the part where you enter the base.
Surprisingly I was able to do a lot of the parts correctly and retained a good amount of health. The gunplay is better, there’s an aiming reticle that surprisingly works better than the previous part with the beehive turret. The gunplay is a bit slow and you can only really shoot well if you pull the trigger to aim closer (since that uses the aiming reticle) but its done better here than previously. It’s easy so far, but the later parts after the surgeon Tediz are going to be so frustrating for me to get through. The lasers are so bad. The chapter requires being really careful, and you have to be very alert and fast when the Tediz show up.
On the final boss, but I’ve been struggling for a few minutes. It’s so hard to throw the boss into the open airlock when you spin him so fast! I’ll give my full thoughts on the game when I finish him off.
“Woah-shi! It’s a double Yoshi explo-shi!” - Yoshi’s Woolly World ad, 2015
If you’re curious, the character in my PFP is Flaky from Happy Tree Friends.
Ok, I finally completed my second playthrough! Feels so satisfying after getting through all those annoying and frustrating moments.
On replay, it was still pretty fun and charming. The writing was so crass but stupid and funny, the characters still kept that Rareware charm with how they look and act, and it was still full of so much silly moments. The movie parodies and homages were still so freaking cool, even though I could only recognize a few of them. What makes the parodies better is that they are used in relation to the themes of the levels they are used in, and are sometimes used to progress the game’s bizarre storyline. I also loved the fourth-wall breaking moments they put in there too. The game absolutely succeeds in being so memorable, which is probably why the game sticks in my head so much even after I completed it back last year in September. The Great Mighty Poo, the Its War chapter, and the cool as heck parody they did of The Matrix were probably the most memorable for me!
I absolutely love the bright Technicolor environments and cute Disney-esque character designs that juxtapose the adult material and content of the game, which just adds onto the subversive nature of the game. The characters are so expressive and well-animated, especially Conker himself, which just adds onto how much I love the game’s cartoony art style. Another aspect I have to praise is the voice acting. It’s so impressive and the coolest part is how only three people did all of the character voices, and when you play it, it really does shock you with how much range the voice cast had when voicing such a huge cast of characters. It’s probably the most technically impressive N64 game ever.
The soundtrack is also pretty great too! Robin Beanland did such a great job with the soundtrack, and the fact he was able to do so many different song genres and achieved different moods with just the sounds alone is so cool. My favorites was the hub world song and the song that plays in the prehistoric nightclub.
However, I’m now starting to realize how hit or miss the gameplay is; sometimes it was super fun and good, but it can also get terribly frustrating and make you annoyed. It was pretty fine for me when I first played it and I didn’t think of it much, but now some of the bad gameplay decisions stick out to me more, since it had been almost a year since I played the entire thing. It sort of feels like the characters, the writing and the crass humor came first, and the gameplay was an afterthought after they focused a ton on making the humor and writing funny. The tasks and objectives shifting depending on the level and situation (which I think was called context sensitive) was for sure unique and leads to a ton of wild and absurd moments, and I appreciate the more simplified gameplay it has. However, the worst aspect of the gameplay was probably the gunplay and segments where you use projectiles. The quality on that aspect varied. Sometimes it was good and passable, and times it was super off and hard to aim, mostly thanks to there not being aiming reticles during parts where you use slingshots. But even with the aiming reticles put in a few parts that use guns, like in some of the segments with turrets, the aiming was still so off, so I had to shoot aimlessly to get through hordes of enemies. The one part where the shooting was better was in the Its War chapter, but that comes way late into the game, so you only get onto the good gunplay when the game is nearly finished with its story…
Some of the level design can be a bit bad too. Most of the time, it was fine and I didn’t mind it, but there’s maybe two or three levels where I think the design was poor or the difficulty doesn’t help with the controls. The poorest is maybe Uga Buga. The entrance is difficult to get through, and once you get through it, you might be relieved but throughout the level you get a ton of objectives that come off as super random and are either too slow or frustrating. The worst part was this poorly done racing minigame that gets thrown onto you for some reason, and on that one, you need to go super fast while also avoiding colliding into walls and avoiding these dinosaurs that have really awful hitboxes. It wasn’t really as bad as I remember when I played it yesterday, but the conditions on that one are still frustrating and I died so many times completing it. Worst part is you can’t finish the game unless you survive the race and it can’t be skipped. The chapter Spooky suffers from being too big and full of repetition, as in a later part of the level, you need to go all around the place
finding and grabbing three keys one by one and going back and forth to the haunted mansion’s door until it opens. The Its War chapter is super hard to complete, mostly from the buttload of lasers they put around the area, and you have to be super careful and precise with your movements. The slow controls with the shooting doesn’t help, since the level is all about being fast and alert when danger shows up and immediately dealing with it.
Although a minor gripe, the camera is a bit unrefined. It wasn’t super awful, but at times it’s crud and refuses to move or turn at points. It got stuck the most during this one-hit blade section and I nearly died multiple times from the camera being so off, and the camera does not work the best in the level Bats Tower during this balancing act you do while avoiding getting attacked by bats, so you have to rely on audio cues instead of visuals to find the right time to attack and dodge the bats. I also had a bit of trouble collecting the cash on top of the tower because of the camera being unmovable, but the trick to not falling off of the tower at that part is walking and jumping in a straight line. I can also recall the camera getting stuck a bit during the final boss fight whenever the boss jumps over you, but it fixes itself when you turn to face the boss after he jumps.
I still love the original and think it’s great with its characters and writing, but it mostly stinks with the gameplay. The remake does the gameplay better and has a fixed camera, but the main issue with that is it being more censored, and I’ll admit that I’m not a fan of the new semi-realistic art style they went with for that one and I don’t like how a lot of the cartoon elements are de-emphasized and removed since it makes the remake a bit less charming. I think that Rare’s other platformers, like Banjo-Kazooie, do both the characters and gameplay well, but Conker unfortunately only does the former well and fumbles way more with the latter. However, I am glad I didn’t let the frustrating moments in the gameplay stop me from replaying it! The game club most certainly gave me the motivation to play Conker again, and I’m so happy I didn’t give up.
@Pastellioli ahh summer is always quiet on this thread. Too much Vitamin D from the sun to be absorbed! Don't be too disheartened!
I actually really want to play Conker (original and remake!) but I am just completely snowed under with work because I'm retraining in a new field and starting my own business 😬. But it has been a hell of a lot of fun!
@Pastellioli I agree with all your points, as discussed on the other thread. I find the Xbox remake slightly disappointing in terms of performance, compared to the Rare Replay version, but the graphics and sound are massively improved. The gameplay is also better, except some annoying sections that are the same. I'd still recommend others to play the Xbox remake. It's a game that every gamer should play at least once. I'm not fan of gore, but this time I perceived it as ridiculous and another part of the joke, so it really didn't bother me. It's fascinating how different Rare's N64 platformers are: Banjo, Donkey Kong and Conker.
@Banjo- I can remember the remake having some technical issues, I think sometimes the game slowed down and there was weird blurring during some cutscenes, so it is unfortunately worse than the Rare Replay port of Bad Fur Day. But, some of the annoying parts are better to play in the remake thanks to having better controls, a better camera, and there being attempts to remove some of the repetitive sections. The graphics of that one are so stunning for an OG Xbox game, and it’s maybe the best looking one I have seen so far. I love how the hub world looks in the new graphics. It just looks so beautiful and colorful in higher-quality.
I can remember you telling me months ago you weren’t a fan of the violence in the game. I also am not a huge fan of gore and blood too, but it’s usage in the game makes sense, since it’s trying to subvert expectations and be for adults, like how some of the slapstick and more cartoony violence has blood instead of there simply being none, and the entire point of the original Conker game was that it was supposed to still look like a kids game at first glance but is actually an “adult” game in disguise, which surprises the people who go into the game thinking it’s supposed to be cutesy and kiddy. It’s so smart. I also think I was able to handle the violence already either because of some media I have seen already or because some of the violence is super overexaggerated and unrealistic.
@Pastellioli The original game is the most advanced Nintendo 64 game, with realistic shadows and bigger landscapes than any other. The Xbox remake is the the best-looking Xbox game, too. The violence is part of the joke, the adult and subversive game that looks like a kiddie platformer, from the beginning with the mouse that loves cheese so much until the end when Berri's death is a full-blown parody of the cinematic deaths that somehow the characters are able to endure and survive for minutes. The writing of the game is so smart and something I've only seen in other Rare's games like Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong Country.
@Yousef- Usually when I finish a game, I like to immediately let people on here know my thoughts on it, and also cuz I love writing long paragraph essays lol. I can’t wait to hear your thoughts on it hopefully by the end of the month! Too bad everyone else here is busy right now.
@Banjo- Sorry for replying two days late! Yeah, I do think that you understand the violent material and raunchy nature of the game more if you see it as a sort of parody and subversion of platformer games, plus it’s supposed to be ridiculous and making fun of tropes common in video games as well. I love the writing so much, and I would absolutely love a modern entry that makes fun of modern video game tropes and cliches and practices like micro transactions. The fact that no one has made a game like that yet disappoints me.
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@Balta666 I’ll probably just vote for Halo 2, if I do get Game Pass Ultimate again. I don’t really have any games I want to play after Conker, so I’ll just stick to a shooter game. And a question, is that game apart of the Master Chief Collection?
Also, I might have a game recommendation for that list, but I need to know what games were on the list prior so I know I’m not recommending a game everyone has played already.
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