Topic: Cereal Bars - crisp idea or soggy mess?

Thanks to the "is the hot dog a sandwich?" question I've decided to run this one. The Cereal Bar, no not the, sometimes, delicious biscuit based snack you grab when you have no time in the morning. No, I'm talking about the rise of the shop where you can roll up, buy any flavour of cereal in the world and have it served in a rediculous bowl. I pidgeon hole it in the same place as cat cafes - niche but not not a regular place.

This got me thinking, what is the most rediculous shop you can think of? Spare no details but keep it clean. Why is it original and what would you sell?

How bored are you at work?

Cereal Bars are just hipster rubbish.

"Look at what a wonderful and special and unique snowflake I am! I'm eating a bowl of Corn Flakes that cost £5 when I could have bought a box that would last a week, plus milk, and still had change left over for a personality!"

Lob them into the sea along with poached egg restaurants.

Regards to the second part...the most ridiculous shop I could think of would be one that didn't sell coffee.

What, like Mountain Warehouae?

Yup. If they don't sell coffee, then I don't want to know. I'll buy my mountain climbing gear online so I can have coffee at home at the same time.

The most ridiculous place would surely be a coffee shop, let me repeat that: COFFEE-SHOP, that only sells decaf coffee. DECAF! I'm getting upset just thinking about it and apparently it's an actual thing.

It's an ACTUAL THING? Noooooooo! That's just horrible!

For a minute when I saw the title I thought you were talking about cereal bars like a granola bar or a candy bar type thing but made with cereal. I was going to say I love Rice Crispy treats if that counts and I had the Fruity Pebbles bars but in general I like my cereal in a bowl.

But we'll nevermind.

A Decaf only coffee shop? That's absurd! What's even the point?

Yeah. I don't know why. I sincerely hope that it's a coffee shop runs out of caffeinated coffee, regularly, and are fine to stay open for a couple of days while only serving decaf. It's the only way I can even remotely justify it in my head.