The Stanley Parable

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe hits Xbox platforms today — in fact, our review of this new version will be live in a short while! However, what won't take a short while is earning all of the game's achievements.

We've seen some arduous achievement requirements before but man, this is on another level. One such Stanley Parable achievement asks you to... not play the game for 10 years. Yeah, the game's 'Super Go Outside' achievement will start unlocking in April 2032, assuming you earn it legitimately of course.

That's not all either. There's one called 'Commitment' that, for whatever reason, asks you to play the game for a full day straight... but only on a Tuesday, because why not? There's also an achievement that just wants you to test every setting out from the options menu, so if you enjoy adjusting setting sliders then, well, The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is for you!

We've seen some tough achievements before — the Gears of War 'Seriously' ones come to mind — but this might be the most troll-ish set of them to ever grace an Xbox game. Either way, we hope you've still got the game installed in 10 years!

Are you looking forward to The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe? So much so that you'll be playing it for 10 years? Let us know in the comments below.