Steel Battalion Has Gut-Stuffing and Corpse-Dismembering
Posted by James Newton
What more do you need?
The ESRB rated the game M for Mature, citing "Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Sexual Themes" — not something you'd expect in a Kinect game about giant vertical tanks — and "Strong Language". The ESRB has given considerable insight into the kinds of gory tasks you'll have to perform:
The game contains several depictions of blood and gore—characters getting decapitated, bodies severed in half; a couple of sequences require players to cut off a corpse's limb or hold a soldier's intestines in place.
Sounds even better than the game's dialogue, which contains occasional sexual references such as:
“[I]'m gonna be up to my ears in p*ssy, man,” “I think that moaning is giving me a hard-*n down here,” “Is Sarge pitching a tent?”
Excitement level: +500.